Song Parodies -> Plutocrat
"Taxman" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Plutocrat" Parody by Jayzee Valentine
Plutocrat

i Wanna Make Sure You Know The Score:
i'm The Pimp; You're The Whore.
cuz I'm The Plutocrat,
yeah, Baby, I'm The Plutocrat.

know What I Do To Get My Cash?
you Get Screwed While I Sit On My Ass.
cuz I'm The Plutocrat,
yeah, Baby, I'm The Plutocrat.

if You Lose Your Job, I'll Buy A Sunken Boat.
if You Lose Your House, I'll Buy A Castle With A Moat.
if You Lose Your Health, I'll Buy A Bunch Of Cougar Coats.
if You Lose Your Hope, I'll Buy Your Vote.
plutocrat!

cuz I'm The Plutocrat, Etc.

uncle Sam's Gonna Take What He Needs.
(plutocrat Mr. Romney)
the Less I Pay, The More You Little People Bleed.
(plutocrat Mr. Trump)
cuz I'm The Plutocrat, Etc.

now My Advice For Those Who Croak:
(plutocrat)
do It Slow So Your Family Goes Broke.
(plutocrat)
cuz I'm The Plutocrat, Etc.

if You Lose Your Job, Etc.
watch The Song Video Here: plutocrat
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