Song Parodies -> All I Want Is Sex
"All You Need Is Love" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"All I Want Is Sex" Parody by The Hornbeetles
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sex
There's nothing I want but your precious buns
It's true that my thing is quite well hung
Maybe I can play the butler and you can play the French maid
I'm easy

There's nothing I want but to get laid
All of our genitals are displayed
Nothing left to do but to try a bit of 69
I'm easy

All I want is sex
All I want is sex
All I want is sex, sex
Come here and blow me

Come over here and grip my bone
Explore all my erogenous zones
I just could do you and then you could just do me
I'm easy

All I want is sex
All I want is sex
All I want is sex, sex
Come here and blow me

All I want is sex (Copulation now!)
All I want is sex (I'm so horny!)
All I want is sex, sex
Come here and blow me

Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me (Woo--hooo!)
Come here and blow me (Yahoo!)
Come here and blow me (Do it again)...

(A brass combo toots the opening chorus of "Let's Do It" by Irving Berlin)
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me...
(She fucks you, yeah yeah yeah, she fucks you, yeah, yeah yeah)
Come here and blow me
Come here and blow me...
(A string quartet interpolates Ravel's "Bolero" in counterpoint to the brass combo as the song fades away into detumesence...)
Copyright 2005, The Hornbeetles
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Tyrone The Terrible - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody is excellent. So says I, King Tyrone The Terrible of Melodia.
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