A Dumb Cunt Is Goon Jan B.
an Embarrassment, She
a Clown Of Renown, Shriveled-up Gnome
thinkin' Ain't Bright
got Too Much Sunlight
which She Then Soaked Up
dried-up Bag O' Bones

as The Gov Did Jan B. Fail
creeps Out All That She's Met
galling, This Slatternly Whore
a Redneck Clone, A Brain-dead Clone
hell, Couldn't Be Coked Up
this Somnolent Drone

she's First-rate As A Drunk
a Grotesque And Ghastly Skunk
a Cunt Unstable Dumber Than Baled Hay
sheriff Named Joe
she Gets On Her Knees To Blow (suck, Suck)
and So, How's Joe Get Up?
by Smacking Pedro.

as The Gov Did Jan B. Fail
creepy And Makes You Retch
galling, This Slatternly Whore
a Redneck Clone, A Brain-dead Drone
looks Like Meat That Smoked
and Salted, This Crone

this Sour Cunt Looks Like Her Skin
was Deep-fried And With Pins
applied Poorly To Her Face. . .like A Nutsack Shorn
wretched, This Crone
a Feckless And Deadbeat Drone, Yeah, Yeah.
she Is A Scourge Witch, A Slimeball And Con

as The Gov Did Jan B. Fail
creeps Out All That She's Met
galling, This Slatternly Whore
a Redneck Clone, A Brain-dead Drone
hell, That Ain't Fright Makeup
that Look's All Her Own