Song Parodies -> Raging Alcoholic from Pasadena
"Little Old Lady From Pasadena" Based on the performance by The Beach Boys
"Raging Alcoholic from Pasadena" Parody by Knocker Rocker
Dreamed this little ditty up while driving down the California coast a few years back.
It's the raging alcoholic from Pasadena!

The raging alcoholic from Pasadena
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
Has a lot of liver spots like gardenias
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
But stocked in her rickety old suburban
Is cases and cases of super old bourbon.

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the raging alcoholic from Pasadena
She drinks like fish and smokes like chimney
She likes to turn tricks down on the boulevard

It's the raging alcoholic from Pasadena

If you see her laying in the street don't try to resuscitate her
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
You might drink heavy but yer still a loser
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
Well, she's gonna get a STD now sooner or later
'Cause she can't stop turning tricks in the hotel elevator.

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the raging alcoholic from Pasadena
She drinks like fish and smokes like chimney
She likes to turn tricks down on the boulevard

It's the raging alcoholic from Pasadena

~Instrumental~
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
~Instrumental~
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
The guys come to out drink her from miles around
But she'll give 'em Head then she'll swallow 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the raging alcoholic from Pasadena
She drinks like fish and smokes like chimney
She likes to turn tricks down on the boulevard

It's the raging alcoholic from Pasadena

Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
Drink granny, drink granny, drink granny drink
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mike - March 13, 2020 - Report this comment
no the artist is jan and dean
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IT'S JAN AMD DEAN

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