Song Parodies -> The Purple Pecker Sucker
"The Purple People Eater" Based on the performance by Sheb Wooley
"The Purple Pecker Sucker" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Well I saw the thing comin' out of space,
It had a real big mouth and a real big face.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-weee,"
It looks like a purple pecker sucker to me!

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pecker sucker,
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pecker sucker)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pecker sucker,
Sure looked perverted to me!

Well he came down to earth and he got in my bed.
I said "Mr. Purple Pecker sucker, ten for some head."
He stared at me, sayin' "Look here punk,
You're not payin' nothin' cause I'm down with your junk."

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pecker sucker,
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple pecker sucker,
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple pecker sucker,
Sure looked perverted to me!

I said Mr. Purple Pecker Sucker, what's your game?
He said "It's suckin' purple pecker heads until they came."
But that's not the reason that he came to land;
He said "I wanna get blown by a homosexual man!"

Well bless my soul, gay homo, flamin' purple pecker sucker.
Adolescent, post-pubescent, flamin' purple pecker sucker.
(He wears short shorts)
Richard Simmons' pecker sucker,
Sure looked perverted to me!

And then he jumped out of bed and he ran down the street.
Started lookin' for hustlers that would gobble his meat.
He found a toothless drifter who could scratch his itch,
Shoutin' "Smack, slap, who's your daddy, own you, bitch!"

Well bless my soul, gay homo, flamin' purple pecker sucker.
Adolescent, post-pubescent, flamin' purple pecker sucker.
(He wears short shorts)
Richard Simmons' pecker sucker,
Sure looked perverted to me!

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know?
I saw him last night in an S&M show.
He was dommin' the subs, makin' asses all red,
Givin' prostate exams with the horn in his head!
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