Song Parodies -> How D'you Get This Pessary Freed?
"The Sesame Street Theme" Based on the performance by Sesame Street
"How D'you Get This Pessary Freed?" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
Lyrics: http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/sstheme.html
Runny, hey?
Seeping; legs bowed all day.
Ring was placed down there to help impede...

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?
How d'you get this pessary freed?

Shrunk away.
Risser ring may have strayed.
Gently reach in there,
And help retrieve...

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?
How d'you get this pessary freed?

It's embarrassing my pride.
I must claw and grope inside.
The gellhorn nipple slides through.
Help me slip it out. Cripes, it's pitiful.

Funny, hey?
Dripping seems, now, okay.
Ring was placed down there, but where's it slid?

Can you help me out a bit-
How d'you get this pessary freed?
How d'you get this pessary freed?

...Now I'm wet, just messily peed!
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