here's a fact i have to face
something that i can't erase
when i saw my dog at play
pissed that my dog is gay
yes, he has a lotta fun
making all those canines run
don't care if they're old or young
pissed that my dog is gay

i'm pissed off...ticked off...dammit, i feel so irate
i'm pissed off...ticked off...pissed that my dog is gay

man's best friend don't wear no clothes
have their genitals exposed
first he sniffs them with his nose
pissed that my dog is gay
he climbs upon his partner's back
eyes are glazed and mouth is slack
he pants like a heart attack
pissed that my dog is gay

i'm pissed off...ticked off...dammit, i feel so irate
i'm pissed off...ticked off...pissed that my dog is gay
i'm pissed, y'all

rear's up...ears back...rear's up.....ears back
if juicy...he'll try...i'm pissed
pissed that my dog is gay

there's no chance he'll spread his genes
god, he's acting like a queen
doggie sex is so obscene
pissed that my dog is gay
man, you oughta see him go
he's in love and lets them know
don't care if they're young or old
pissed that my dog is gay