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Song Parodies -> Dressed For Safe Sex
"Dressed For Success" Based on the performance by Roxette
"Dressed For Safe Sex" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl as a teenager, i remember being at home and hearing my giddy sister sing "i'm gonna get dressed for safe sex". given when this song was popular, it must've been my sophomore year. another parody from almost 700 at jaggedlittledyl.com
tried to straight it, kids i was given
tried to gay it, blisters stick on my bone piss me off, i hate my seeing so much the town through myself's own 'stosterone how you gonna help your blunder? oh oh oh whatcha gonna tell your doctor? i don't know how you gonna quell your mother? i'll leave home i oughtta get dressed for safe sex, making me numb through a plastic baggy get dressed for safe sex, making me numb for my lust i've got to lay, i'm trembling now, sir i'll feed your rump and blow my lust up inside it don't take long, semen comes faster i cum the way the straight boy jim did in Pie now you justify a rubber oh oh oh fuck your lover so much longer, i guess so are you gonna steal your brother's? i don't know i'm gonna get dressed for safe sex, hitting the top takes a bit much longer get dressed for safe sex, making me numb for more humps! look sharp! just another parody from jaggedlittledyl.com
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