Song Parodies -> I'm Squirmin' Through A Gay Guy
"I Heard It Through The Grapevine" Based on the performance by Marvin Gaye
"I'm Squirmin' Through A Gay Guy" Parody by South Park Al
sung by a very confused gerbil
ooh...you bet, i wondered what'd i do
'bout this man i'm crawlin' through
i've been in guys once or twice before
but when it comes to this guy, i found the mileage more
it took me by surprise, i must say
when i found i'd lost my way
don't you know that i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
how much longer must i run blind
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i'm afraid he is the sickest kind
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
not much longer or i may die, baby...oooh

you know a man ain't supposed to try
to stuff things like me deep inside
loose in you, i'm in misery
being free means much to me
i tried to find the way myself
but i ended somewhere else
and now i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
how much longer in his behind ?
oooh. i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think my goose is cooked this time
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think i'm losin' my mind, baby

you gotta believe when you just can't see
its no fun... inside a rear
i can't help but feel confused
i am lost...no way outta here
i'm so scared inside this hole
but i'm gonna try to reach my goal
don't you know that i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i'm walkin' through some gross slime
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think that i'm about to cry
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
not much longer or its bye-bye, baby
yeah yeah yeah yeah
don't know which way to go
still, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
goin' deeper than a coal mine
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy


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Andrew Woodard - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this Richard Gere's personal anthem?
MIKE - April 23, 2022 - Report this comment
HE WAS NOT MADE 4 LOVIN U HE WAS MADE 4 LOVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's time 2 pig out look it they got it round the bell round the bell tag her tag her tag her round the outside round the outside tag go {Audience cheering] GO GO GO GO GO GO {DRUM N BASS MUSIC} THERE WE GO IT'S COMING DOWN
MIKE - October 07, 2022 - Report this comment
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 25, 2023 - Report this comment
lol YOU GOT THE 1ST ONE WRONG THE NAME OF THE SONG IS I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE NOT HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// - December 02, 2023 - Report this comment
IS THIS RICHARD GERES PERSONAL ANTHEM????????//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////ME AND CRAIG////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
GRAPEVINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm team - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
swim team
1111111111111111111111111111111111 - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE
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J.E.O.P.A.R.D.Y.

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