ooh...you bet, i wondered what'd i do
'bout this man i'm crawlin' through
i've been in guys once or twice before
but when it comes to this guy, i found the mileage more
it took me by surprise, i must say
when i found i'd lost my way
don't you know that i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
how much longer must i run blind
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i'm afraid he is the sickest kind
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
not much longer or i may die, baby...oooh

you know a man ain't supposed to try
to stuff things like me deep inside
loose in you, i'm in misery
being free means much to me
i tried to find the way myself
but i ended somewhere else
and now i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
how much longer in his behind ?
oooh. i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think my goose is cooked this time
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think i'm losin' my mind, baby

you gotta believe when you just can't see
its no fun... inside a rear
i can't help but feel confused
i am lost...no way outta here
i'm so scared inside this hole
but i'm gonna try to reach my goal
don't you know that i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i'm walkin' through some gross slime
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
and i think that i'm about to cry
funny how it smells
squirmin' through a gay guy
not much longer or its bye-bye, baby
yeah yeah yeah yeah
don't know which way to go
still, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy
goin' deeper than a coal mine
ooh, i'm squirmin' through a gay guy