Song Parodies -> My Favorite S&M Things
"My Favorite Things" Based on the performance by Julie Andrews - Sound of Music
"My Favorite S&M Things" Parody by Parody Princess
I re-wrote this song so that each verse is different.. this is the final version..
Spankings with paddles and corsets of leather
Hot wax from candles and tickling with feathers
Ankles and wrists that are tied up with string.
These are my favorite S&M things

Six inch stilettos with black fishnet stockings
Blindfolds and handcuffs and harsh verbal mocking
Big cat ‘o nine tails leaves welts that will sting
These are my favorite S&M things

Black vinyl collars with spikes made of metal
Hood with a zipper, a harness with buckles
Clamps on your nipples will cause you to scream
These are my favorite S&M things

When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I think of my favorite S&M things
And then I don't feel so bad

Wrist straps and horse whips and shackles for binding
Scratch down your back, put a brand on your hiney
Straps from the ceiling made into a sling
These are my favorite S&M things

Biting and piercing and slapping and Flogging
Down on all fours, make you bark like a doggie
Tighten your collar 'till its hard to breathe
These are my favorite S&M things

Role play and games with a tough dominatrix
Black skin-tight outfits just like in the matrix
Ball-gags that muffle those terrified screams
These are my favorite S&M things

When a bone breaks
When the whip stings
When I'm feeling sad
I think of my favorite S&M things
And then I don't feel so bad
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Lon - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
This song made me laugh AND get horny at the same time!
MIKE - January 13, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RELAY
THIS SONG MADE ME LAUGH AND GET HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @ THE SAME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
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