Song Parodies -> Male Geriatric Tramp
"Lady Is a Tramp" Based on the performance by Frank Sinatra
"Male Geriatric Tramp" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
He was a player in 1932
Now in the old folk's home, he's still quite the dude He'll go for any gal who can eat solid food He's a male geriatric tramp He scopes those hallways for geezers with flair They fall for his pick up lines - "Hey, Baby - new wheelchair?" Shamelessly gropes the dames who are hooked up to air He's a male geriatric tramp Armed with his cool Viagara, he's quick to seduce With fancy prune juice Martini glass, makes a pass In Calvin Coolidge-era charm, he's the reigning champ He's a male geriatric tramp He propositions over pea soup and checker boards His goal is bagging every mobile broad in this ward Sweet gifts like scented Depends make it pretty easy to score He's a male geriatric tramp Glen Miller on the record player, he takes his sweet time These chicks are old and brittle, but they make him cum just fine That Metamucil makes their rectums sublime He's a male geriatric tramp There's nothing like minty dentures, leg ointment, and soft blue-grey dyed hair Palliative care Doesn't mind - if they're blind Catchin' all that tail he feels like a Boy Scout at camp He's a male geri- He's a male geri- He's a male geriatric tramp! Your Vote Counts
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AND THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY OUR OWN ZACH MOONEYHAN
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IN 1998 WE ALL BENEFITTED FROM HER MISEDUCATION YES MISS LAURYN HILL
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