They call you Lady Fuck,
But there is room for doubt.
God help the guys who don't know
What that nickname's all about.

You're on this date with me.
My hand is on your tush.
I'm thinking when the evening is over,
You might give me the bush.

You led me to your bedroom,
You said "It's time to play."
But what's with all the strap-ons, by the way?

Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Call me Ben Dover, and just get it over with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

Kiddie porn was my crime,
And my neighbor dropped a dime.
I'm not as rich as Michael Jackson, got convicted,
Now I'm doin' hard time.

A prison bitch needs protection;
It isnt fair, it isnt nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice.

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

The warden watches with erection
This oral rape, he thinks it's nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.