Song Parodies -> Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)
"Luck Be a Lady" Based on the performance by Frank Sinatra
"Fuck! I'm the Lady (tonight)" Parody by Andrew Woodard
This is most straight guys' role reversal nightmare... read with caution!
They call you Lady Fuck,
But there is room for doubt.
God help the guys who don't know
What that nickname's all about.

You're on this date with me.
My hand is on your tush.
I'm thinking when the evening is over,
You might give me the bush.

You led me to your bedroom,
You said "It's time to play."
But what's with all the strap-ons, by the way?

Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
Call me Ben Dover, and just get it over with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

Kiddie porn was my crime,
And my neighbor dropped a dime.
I'm not as rich as Michael Jackson, got convicted,
Now I'm doin' hard time.

A prison bitch needs protection;
It isnt fair, it isnt nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice.

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with.
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.

The warden watches with erection
This oral rape, he thinks it's nice.
Survival means sucking every cock in the room
And blowing the meaner guys twice

Lets keep this party discreet.
No talk of this on the street.
Shove it in me, buddy; you're the cellmate that I'm stuck with
Fuck! I'm the lady tonight.
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Captain Bootylicious - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I think "blowing the meaner guys twice" gives quite the mental image here. lol Love it!!
Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I really like the 1st 4 phrases in your parody. Nice hook on the start of the parody. Nice.

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