Song Parodies -> Can't Take My Dick Outta You
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You" Based on the performance by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
"Can't Take My Dick Outta You" Parody by Rick
You're just to hot to be true
Can't take my dick outta you
my manhood's all yours to suck
I want you to blow me so much
and i want you to gimme a ride
in your hole, i'll cum deep inside
and later you will drink my goo
can't take my dick outta you

When i first saw you, babe
And that smile that you gave
I loved the shape of your ass
When we talked, you showed so much sass
And When we finally went out
I knew there was never any doubt
You're just too fine to be true
I wanna shoot a load into you

I want you baby
C'mon lets fuck all night
My lusty baby
Inside your hole so tight
My busty baby
Trust me when i say

I need it baby
I hate these damn blue balls
My honey baby
Spring, summer, winter or fall
let me lick your pussy
baby, let me

you're just too hot to be true
can't take my dick outta you
we are so damn great in bed
i love it when you give me head
you suck the sheets up my ass
you're quite a talented, little lass
You're always in a playful mood
I want you to swallow my spooge

i lust you baby
you make my temperature rise
princess, maybe
all of those other guys
drove you crazy
but i think i do it so great

you naughty lady
i want to spend my life
with you mating
you know this ain't no lie
much hanky--panky
for the rest of our days

i lust you baby
you make my temperature rise
princess, maybe
all of those other guys
drove you crazy
but i think i do it so great

you naughty lady
i want to spend my life
with you mating
eating you fully out
hanky--panky
for the rest of our days




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B.head - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Rick, nobody could have done that one better. Verry funnyl - all 5's no doubt, thanks.
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
NOBODY COULD'VE DONE THAT 1 BETTER VERY FUNNY 55555 NO DOUBT THANKS
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