Song Parodies -> Middle School Teacher Ma'am
"Son of a Preacher Man" Based on the performance by Dusty Springfield
"Middle School Teacher Ma'am" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Tells the tawdry story of Mary-Kay Letorneau and her Polynesian 12 year old student Vili Furalaau, from Vili's point of view.
Mary-Kay was a teachin' hun
And in my sixth grade year she came along
When I looked at her and started dreamin'
Thats when Vili would get to creamin'
Her car windows we had them steamin'
Then she'd look into my eyes
Slid her hand between my thighs

The only mom who I'd let molest me
Was a middle school teacher, ma'am.
Her gentleness and her skills impressed me
My own middle school teacher, ma'am
Yes she was, she was, mmm, yes she was

All the tabloids would call her sleazy
But I'm a horny and willing guy
When she said she was pregnant by me
Her hubby left her and they locked her up tight
They said I couldn't call her, visit, or write
Guess I'll have to whack again tonight...

The only mom who I'd let molest me
Was a middle school teacher, ma'am.
Her gentleness and her skills impressed me
My own middle school teacher, ma'am
Yes she was, she was, Lord knows yes she was

Too hard to remember
The terms of her parole
No more puttin' my cock in her hole
Doin' time to kill time
Pretty proud that the kid's mine
Missin' the loads I could be blowin'
Checkin' to see if I'm quite grown

And the only mom who I'd let molest me
Was a middle school teacher, ma'am.
Her gentleness and her skills impressed me
My own middle school teacher, ma'am
Yes she was, she was, oh, yes she was
She was the boy-chasing middle school teacher ma'am
I lost it to my middle school teacher ma'am
Cock-suckin' pedophile creature ma'am
Ahh, fuck me
I especially enjoy how Billy from the original song rhymes with Vili in the parody!
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Johnny B Baade - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Most educational.
Captain Bootylicious - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A wonderful combination of true story and naughty humor, lol!
Andy Primus - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A funny & entertaining read

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