Song Parodies -> That's Piccola (small)
"That's Amore" Based on the performance by Dean Martin
"That's Piccola (small)" Parody by Professor Incubus
After hearing the original song in an Italian restaurant I got the idea for this parody. It's about a Italian girl who discovers that her boyfriend is hung like a flea. If you can read Italian, it helps. For those that don't, check the bottom comments and I will translate them for you.
(In Napoli where love is king
When girl see's boy here's what she says)

When some brooding young guy is hung like a french fry
That's Piccola. (small)
Ev-er-y single time, his jimmy you can't find
It's Piccola.
Look at his thing, tiny ding-a-ling, he could wear a pinky ring
On his fella
Its hard to see, very small weenie, suffers from ED
Like a cazzo di ago

When you feel like a fool cause you can't find his tool
That's Piccola
When you laugh down the street at the size of his meat,
It's a pud.
When you want a nice fling, but you can't find his thing anymore-ay
Scuzza me, quel pene, in your tighty whitey
Is piccola

When some brooding young guy is hung like a french fry
That's Piccola. (That's Piccola)
Ev-er-y single time, his jimmy you can't find
It's Piccola. (That's Piccola)
Look at his thing, tiny ding-a-ling, he could wear a pinky ring
On his fella (on his fel, on his fella)
Its hard to see, very small weenie, suffers from ED
Like a cazzo di ago
(Little fella)

When you feel like a fool cause you can't find his tool
That's Piccola
When you laugh down the street at the size of his meat,
It's a pud.
When you want a nice fling, but you can't find his thing anymore-ay
Scuzza me, quel pene, in your tighty whitey
Is piccola
Little fella

When you feel like a fool cause you can't find his tool
That's Piccola
When you laugh down the street at the size of his meat,
It's a pud.
When you want a nice fling, but you can't find his thing anymore-ay
Scuzza me, quel pene, in your tighty whitey
Is piccola (piccola)
That's piccola

Piccola is Italian for small. Cazzo di ago means Needle Dick. Quel pene means That Penis.
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