Song Parodies -> Why Ain't You Giving Me Head
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head" Based on the performance by Dean Martin
"Why Ain't You Giving Me Head" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Keep waitin' to fuck your mouth
But looks like you'll never head south.
So I'll ask you instead,
Why ain't you giving me head?

You love it when I lick you
Well, guys like some tongue action too.
Isn't pleasure the goal?
Why won't you suck on my pole?

I keep insistin',
Pushing you down, you're resistin',
I'd love your lips to be kissin'
My dick, bring me to pure ecstasy.

Don't give me that look of dread
When your hunger for muff-dive I've fed,
Greedy chick,
Why ain't you giving me head?

Play my flute in bed,
Why ain't you giving me head?

Your mouth's a wasted hole
Why won't you suck on my pole?

You keep dismissin',
Me, so I keep reminiscin'
Those girls who sucked me into submission,
They were so hot in stark contrast to you.

It's the last time we meet, no doubt,
If those ruby red lips won't put out.
Can't look at you one more second or I'll be sick;
Greedy chick, oh why won't you give?
Greedy chick, why ain't you giving me head?
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