Song Parodies -> Froze Ma Balls Off
"Jingle Bell Rock" Based on the performance by Bobby Helms
"Froze Ma Balls Off" Parody by Don Fortier I was watching people run around in the ice and snow to shop for Christmas. Here in New Orleans, we prefer our snowballs in a cup with flavored syrup.
Froze ma balls, Froze ma balls, Froze ma balls off
I got no pair - no, there ain't nothin' there Caught in a blizzard, up Buffalo way No more pocket pool can I play.. Fam'ly jewels, fam'ly jewels, fam'ly jewels gone My cajones I lost, to that bastard Jack Frost Driving from Fargo in my Chevy Belair Lost them in Pierre... Union suits, guys Would be quite wise Keep your balls snug night and day Cause if they freeze, and then you sneeze... You'll be singin' in a high-pitched way Packin' up, heading south, Tampa-Saint Pete Where folks turn their heads when they cough I've had enough of the snow and the sleet, 'cause I froze ma balls off.. (chorus) [Froze his balls, Froze his balls, Froze his balls off In Kalamazoo, both his testes turned blue, His little friends are now ice cubes somewhere, And he'll have no heir..] Union suits, guys Would be quite wise Keep your balls snug night and day Cause if they freeze, and then you sneeze... You'll be singin' in a high-pitched way Packin' up, heading south, Tampa-Saint Pete Where folks turn their heads when they cough I've had enough of the snow and the sleet, 'cause I froze ma balls.. 'cause I froze ma balls.. 'cause I froze ma balls off! Your Vote Counts
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