I bagged your wife today Oh Boy!
We smoked some pot and drank some everclear.
I took her to a roach motel,
and choked her with her frilly underwear!
Her pussy was so tight and small,
I thought it would be stretched from childbirth!
Her cries and moans they turned me on,
I fucked her ass, she called me papa smurf!
Although the motel smelled of shit,
I told the clerk the sheets would need a change!
And he just had to laugh......
No one working in the motel knew the dirty whore was drunk!
Interlude....
Woke up
She gave me head,
I threw her drunk ass off the bed!
Grabbed the bottle and i took a shot,
Looking up, i noticed it was late!
I grabbed my cigs grabbed my pot
And she wiped off my dick snot.
And i took her home in my beat down car,
The size of your dick really does go far!