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"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" Based on the performance by Aretha Franklin
"(Brute Strength Can't Be On A Natural Woman" Parody by jagged little dyl

female bodybuilders and their little girlie fan clubs, how they make me feel like a natural-born rapist. i have so much spite for the lesser gender and their never-ending attempts to be regarded as equal to men, even greater than men - let me quote cher here: "snap out of it". shorter, smaller, weaker. and the girls with arms the size of strong mens' arms...it's not muscle...and if it is, then it's not natural. she takes mens' hormones. what a wannabee.

looking proud as you're hauling weights
why don't you feel so unadmired?
the men outdo your max - the weight is doubled, babe
brawn will make the females riled

they scorn and name the men fools - hide some broken pride
hormones keep them slight as a child

the wombs say they're fierce, wombn take pills
brute strength can't be on a natural wombn

mens' hormones just giving broads some pow'r
wombs may be strong this way, and
i lived the role of strongman-wannabee
so is your wish gender-changing?

now you're a spiteful outburst filled up with livid scorn
but this spite makes you happy - pride meets a bullhorn

and wombs say they're fierce, wombn take pills
brute strength can't be on a natural wombn

oh, lady, what you wanna be?
you make me feel so bona-fide
and i just wanna keep tabs on you
you make me feel manly pride

you make men heal, you make men cheer
you make men feel like they're stronger than women

wombs say they're fierce, wombn take pills
brute strength can't be on a natural woman

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