Song Parodies -> Steak-N-Shake Open
"Bust It Open" Based on the performance by Wil Martin (Lil' Will)
"Steak-N-Shake Open" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
This story of this parody is about a man waited outside of the food joint, Steak-N-Shake for 30 minutes for it to open up, because he was there a little too early. And finally they open up and he's already edgy. He starts being impatient with the waitresses behind the counter and the cooks, and demands his food. He loves the food so much, but he couldn't hide the fact that he was too hungry to wait for it, so he got a little rude.
Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

And I'm drinking Sunny-D, it's the best I ever had.

It's that Sunny-D
(Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac.")

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

And I'm drinking Sunny-D,
(It's the best I ever had). Make this meal to go,
While I'm scoping out ya menu section.
Wanna peep your menu section, dollar-rebate menu section.
I wanna season it, gobble it, girl I'm grubbing it.
If you keep my food on that flame Im'a start bugging ya.
Bring my order up, I want my plate fixed.
Gon supersize the drink, don't wanna little bit.
Ain't got no condiments.
Been waitin' on it 'bout a week.
I'm tired of standing on my feet.
My legs are weak as you can see.
I'll check my bag so I can see.

I won't even argue withcha.
I'll just go to Mickey-d's.
I can walk away in peace.
I know when it's time to leave.

People waitin' next to me,
So make it fast so I can be.
Give me my tacomasac.
Get that molasses outcha knees.

One steak on a sesame seed.
Drop it down with fries and drink.
Don't forget to add the toast.
Took- so long it should be free.
Pardon me, don't mean no disrespect,
I'm like a hungry beast.
I don't know what they were doing,
I know what I wanna eat.

Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
I wanna take "tacomasac."
I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

And I'm drinking Sunny-D, it's the best I ever had.

I gotta have me some muffins.
Hot baked- fresh from that oven.
Just drop'em down on my plate. They go good with my shake.

I gotta have me some muffins.
Hot baked- fresh from that oven.
Just drop'em down on my plate. They go good with my shake.

Smoothie is lookin' good, gotta get that in a glass.
You gotta big smoothie glass, I'm really wantin' that.
U betta start making that.
That shake pours in that glass -
You know it looks so good,
Don't need a spoon, I'll use my hands.

I like cilantro on my chili- with bacon. Stir it up.
Like fries on my chili- make it hotter. I'll eat it up.

Yes ma'am, I want cheese on it.
Sour cream- throw them onions on.
I'll trip for some butterbread.
In love with them redbeans.
Put one on the side for my order.
You better stop playin' gurl.
Take my burger dip it in grease b4 I make it ma.
Coleslaw on the side.
Let me have a coke on the side.
And then I'm out, headed back into my ride.

Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

And I'm drinking Sunny-D, it's the best I ever had.

I say it's out this world, yes, the food is just dat good.
Steak-N-Shake is open, and we got it in da hood.

I say it's out this world, yes, the food is just dat good.
Steak-N-Shake is open, and we got it in da hood. Yeah.

Fries Fries Fries
Fries Fries Fries
Fries Fries-

Steak-N-Shake is open, and we got it in da hood. Yeah.

Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open, I wanna take "tacomasac."

Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open.
Steak-N-Steak-N-Shake open. Steak-N
Yes, there are a couple of Steak-N-Shake joints in my neighborhood too.
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