Song Parodies -> Cock Like Mine
"Chalk Outline" Based on the performance by Three Days Grace
"Cock Like Mine" Parody by Andrew Woodard Openly gay dude suspects an overtly gay-bashing buddy is secretly longing to join the "dark side."
I've been teased
I've been scoffed I've been beaten by the ones that get me off Been called slut I've been hogtied up Tarred and feathered by the ones I thought I loved You would turn queer for a cock like mine Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane! Accept you're gay! (accept you're gay) You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day Up in your behind Put a cock like mine You've been cold I've been stiff But not as bold as to grab you by the hips If you're horny, lay me Come play And you shouldn't give a damn if somebody calls you gay You would turn queer for a cock like mine Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane! Accept you're gay! (accept you're gay) You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day Up in your behind Put a cock like mine Up in your behind Put a cock like mine (Up in your behind...) You would turn queer for a cock like mine Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane! Accept you're gay! (accept you're gay) You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day Up in your behind Put a cock like mine Your Vote Counts
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ME CRAIG AND TOM WILL HAVE TO RUN OVER TO THE UNIFORMS WHERE WE SUIT UP THEN WE HAVE 2 JUMP ON A WAILING FIRE TRUCK AND PICK UP THE HOSE AND HIT THE WINDOW IN A BURNING BUILDING
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