Song Parodies -> Cock Like Mine
"Chalk Outline" Based on the performance by Three Days Grace
"Cock Like Mine" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Openly gay dude suspects an overtly gay-bashing buddy is secretly longing to join the "dark side."
I've been teased
I've been scoffed
I've been beaten by the ones that get me off
Been called slut
I've been hogtied up
Tarred and feathered by the ones I thought I loved

You would turn queer for a cock like mine
Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane!
Accept you're gay!
(accept you're gay)
You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime
And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day
Up in your behind
Put a cock like mine

You've been cold
I've been stiff
But not as bold as to grab you by the hips
If you're horny, lay me
Come play
And you shouldn't give a damn if somebody calls you gay

You would turn queer for a cock like mine
Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane!
Accept you're gay!
(accept you're gay)
You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime
And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day
Up in your behind
Put a cock like mine
Up in your behind
Put a cock like mine

(Up in your behind...)

You would turn queer for a cock like mine
Join the Pride Walk, hating is insane!
Accept you're gay!
(accept you're gay)
You'd keep fucking crack cause it's feeling sublime
And your head's so freakin' amazing, we could play any day
Up in your behind
Put a cock like mine
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