Song Parodies -> My Naughty Christmas List
"Christmas Wrapping" Based on the performance by The Waitresses
"My Naughty Christmas List" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Hey everyone, i'm finally back and this time, i'm putting a mature twist to "Christmas Wrapping" and call it "My Naughty Christmas List". This song is basically about what I really want this Christmas and I would be personally surprised if Santa sees this and gets me what I want. Anyways, enjoy the parody everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me Santa
I really just want to tell you what I really want for Christmas
And it's a good list too
Would you like to hear it

OK now, i'm definitely all grown up
And I don't need toys to make me happy
This is what I really want
Please, pretty please hear me out

Now I must start this list off with sexy South Korean girls
Who are busty starting with triple D's and the roundest asses in the whole wide world
And if they're in different bra sizes, then I just totally don't mind at all
I wanna keep them all to myself like beautiful and gorgeous dolls

Plus let's not forget about Japanese girls who are sexy and simply fuckable
With tits in assorted bra sizes and bubble butts that are so squeezable
I really wanna keep them as well 'cause I want someone to fuck everyday
And get more excited when I hear them say "we totally love you a lot long time"

I really want female pop stars that are totally single and ready to mingle
And of course ones who are married or engaged just simply absolutely cannot do
I want Korean ones and Japanese ones like G.NA, Itano and even Ailee
I definitely want to fuck all of them because all of them are just so sexy

Plus I really want some blow up dolls where women have big tits beyond a triple D
And female blow up dolls that are triple G will just work out only for me
In fact, I just want to give them out to all my friends
So that they can fuck them like crazy, especially on fun weekends

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list

No, I couldn't forget about those sexy college cheerleaders
With curls in their hair, bows on their heads and no panties under their pretty skirts
I really wanna have easy access to their gorgeous tight pink pussies
And cheerleaders with very shaved ones will just work pretty well for me

And I must not forget about those sexy and beautiful and Chinese hotties
Who love to fuck, get totally crazy and have a whole lot of fun getting naked
And Chinese girls who have round butts that are shaped just like nice beautiful bubbles
Will also work right just for me 'cause they are a whole damn lot of fun

I must top off my naughty Christmas list with something i've been dreaming about
I want girls who wear nothing at all and I can handle them without a doubt
I wanna play with them and fuck them all day just like Barbie dolls
And I also want some busty ones and you know that it's not even all

I want naked blonde Asian girls that are sexy and a lot of fun
And they're so totally fuckable, they're my personal total number one
So that is all I want for Christmas and i've been totally good this year
Santa, please make all of this happen so I will be happier this year

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list

This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
This is what I want
This is what I want
On my naughty Christmas list
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