Song Parodies -> Hot Santa
"Shake It Off" Based on the performance by Taylor Swift
"Hot Santa" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Alright ladies and gentlemen, this latest successor in holiday parodies is a parody of Taylor Swift's massive hit, "Shake It Off" and it's called "Hot Santa". With this parody, i'm speaking on behalf of every man and woman who wants a sexy looking Santa, a sexy girl who's a redhead with big tits, a juicy round ass and especially the most beautiful legs ever. So to all the men and women out there that i'm representing for, sit back and nicely enjoy this racy holiday spin on the Taylor Swift hit. Enjoy everyone
I just want a girl
Who can really rock my world
And also give me gifts, uh-huh
Like a girl with big 'ol tits, uh-huh

And I don't need any toys
That's for the girls and the boys
I'm really all grown up now, uh-huh
I want something right now, uh-huh

There has to be someone
That gets crazy and have some fun
And make fantasies come true
For every man and woman all around the world

We deserve someone, one one one one
Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun
And we really want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

I want gifts from her, her her her her
And no one is better, better better better better
That's totally why we want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

I'm talking 'bout big tits
And a juicy round ass
And the best legs ever, uh-huh
No girl is sexier, no-no (she's totally the best)

I want her to give me gifts (I want her to give me gifts)
Like hot girls with round tits (like hot girls with round tits)
And the roundest asses ever, uh-huh
It doesn't get any better, oh no

Because I totally wonder
About how things will be better
And how sexier Christmas will be
That's totally how I like and I want it to happen now

We deserve someone, one one one one
Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun
And we really want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

I want gifts from her, her her her her
And no one is better, better better better better
That's totally why we want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Yeah yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Oh yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Hell yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

Hey hey hey
I know that we want a female Santa in this world
That's so hot and wears a sexy bikini
And she totally fits the holiday season
That is meant to be

I really know how you feel if Christmas is sexier
With that girl up in the sky delivering presents
Wearing a thong bikini and exposing her titties
Making all the people go motherfucking crazy

Yeah yeah yeah

We deserve someone, one one one one
Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun (ooh oh)
And we really want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa (a hot Santa, a hot Santa, uh-huh)

I want gifts from her, her her her her
And no one is better, better better better better (hey, yeah yeah)
That's totally why we want, want want want want
A hot Santa, a hot Santa (a hot Santa, a hot Santa)

A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Yeah yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Oh yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Hell yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Yeah yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Oh yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Hell yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa

A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Yeah yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Oh yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
Hell yeah
A hot Santa, a hot Santa
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