Song Parodies -> Hot Santa
Alright ladies and gentlemen, this latest successor in holiday parodies is a parody of Taylor Swift's massive hit, "Shake It Off" and it's called "Hot Santa". With this parody, i'm speaking on behalf of every man and woman who wants a sexy looking Santa, a sexy girl who's a redhead with big tits, a juicy round ass and especially the most beautiful legs ever. So to all the men and women out there that i'm representing for, sit back and nicely enjoy this racy holiday spin on the Taylor Swift hit. Enjoy everyone
I just want a girl
Who can really rock my world And also give me gifts, uh-huh Like a girl with big 'ol tits, uh-huh And I don't need any toys That's for the girls and the boys I'm really all grown up now, uh-huh I want something right now, uh-huh There has to be someone That gets crazy and have some fun And make fantasies come true For every man and woman all around the world We deserve someone, one one one one Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun And we really want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa I want gifts from her, her her her her And no one is better, better better better better That's totally why we want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa I'm talking 'bout big tits And a juicy round ass And the best legs ever, uh-huh No girl is sexier, no-no (she's totally the best) I want her to give me gifts (I want her to give me gifts) Like hot girls with round tits (like hot girls with round tits) And the roundest asses ever, uh-huh It doesn't get any better, oh no Because I totally wonder About how things will be better And how sexier Christmas will be That's totally how I like and I want it to happen now We deserve someone, one one one one Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun And we really want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa I want gifts from her, her her her her And no one is better, better better better better That's totally why we want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa A hot Santa, a hot Santa Yeah yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Oh yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Hell yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Hey hey hey I know that we want a female Santa in this world That's so hot and wears a sexy bikini And she totally fits the holiday season That is meant to be I really know how you feel if Christmas is sexier With that girl up in the sky delivering presents Wearing a thong bikini and exposing her titties Making all the people go motherfucking crazy Yeah yeah yeah We deserve someone, one one one one Who loves to have fun, fun fun fun fun (ooh oh) And we really want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa (a hot Santa, a hot Santa, uh-huh) I want gifts from her, her her her her And no one is better, better better better better (hey, yeah yeah) That's totally why we want, want want want want A hot Santa, a hot Santa (a hot Santa, a hot Santa) A hot Santa, a hot Santa Yeah yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Oh yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Hell yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa A hot Santa, a hot Santa Yeah yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Oh yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Hell yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa A hot Santa, a hot Santa Yeah yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Oh yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa Hell yeah A hot Santa, a hot Santa http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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