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Song Parodies -> Lust Story
I get home from a hard night at work and I settle down with the wife to watch "Good Morning America." You can almost see the electricity coursing through the crowd because a A-List singer is there to perform for a second day. Her name is Taylor Swift and she assuredly is at the top of her musical game. I didn't know what to expect when I watched her perform; I was partly to blame to think that this overly made up AutoTune addict would actually show some creative talent but like most everything currently in the camera (or musical) eye these days, she is custom tailored for her fans who have the attention span of a mayfly or a gnat. She supposedly writes all of her own songs (and she is proud of the shit she calls music?) After she was finished, I quickly called up some Bob Dylan and Pete Seeger on You Tube to soothe my abused brain and ears. Why do these modern day singers have to have hordes of stupid dancers backing them up? They had an earlier act on GMA..I think it was Brandi...Newsflash to the current musical set: Skin tight shorts on your dancers will only go so far...at some point, you are going to have to prove you actually have talent... (Hint...Bob Dylan needed only a guitar and a harmonica to bring down the house.) I could write better lyrics than the shit Taylor Swift performs and I wouldn't have to beat a single phrase to death until it was long enough to be called a song and I have nine written novels to prove this...This is in celebration of Taylor Swift's new album...Red...perhaps the sequel will be Yellow..or is that too many letters?
"Lust Story"
by Taylor Twit You looked well hung when I first saw you. I closed my eyes since there was nothing I could do Now I am standing bare checking out my pubic hair... See the lights, drink spiked punch and I'm going down. Hoping that you breach me and pin me down With no regrets... You pillage my minarets... My daddy said "Romeo, stay away from Juliet." My cherry is ripe but it hasn't been popped yet." Come on Romeo, my fur is feeling restless... You better hurry up or there might be incest!! I know that I come off as being a ding dong. Mindlessly producing all sorts of prating songs. Twitter will stop me from being too reckless.., My fans will forget my songs within sixty seconds So I figure out a way to see you A SmartCar's to small if we're gonna screw So close your eyes..forget that I'm barely legal at all! Oh..No... cause you were Romeo; I was twisted furry locks Ram your spear deep inside my furry Box! Perhaps a good birth canal stretching.. Might prevent excessive retching! Romeo , in my head you know I'm all alone, I knock on my skull but no one really is at home... I'm not sure what is going through my head... In the original story,R and J both wound up dead! I am making lots of money but my fans they are perplexing... I only exist while they msg or are texting... I better hope that I am a part of the next profit trend... Or my insipid singing will finally meet a deserved end! No..No I Was anticipating the feeling of you inside of me. My arousal was fading When you took near eternity to take me... Now I said... When I sing my own songs I get a hollow feeling... that I am going deaf and my brain it is a-reeling.... Is it actual real talent I am killin' Maybe I should go and channel some Bob Dylan! Help me balladeers or I am assuredly damned. I am only a star because of my fan's short attention spans If they listend to my music for too long.. I won't be selling any more stupid songs!!! Oh..No.. That is so... 'cause you looked well hung when I first saw you...... href="http://www.timothylinnomme.net">Personal Site.
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