Song Parodies -> Blind
"Shine" Based on the performance by Take That
"Blind" Parody by Andrew Woodard
does anybody really believe these myths about fappin' anymore?
You - look like a porn star to me
With the biggest cock I've ever seen
But you're stuck in your home
Tryin' to pleasure it off.
There's so many girls to see
So come on into town with me.
We'll see how you get along
Trying to ask one out, out, out, oh,
Frequent masturbation slows you down.
But you can have a ball
You can have a ball

So come on, you Don Juan, get it on!
Don't know what you're wanking for,
Quit that self-cumming, get you laid, hey hey!
So come on, see the hair on your palms?
You're going blind, you're going bli...ind - going blind.


Stop - (stop!) playin' so much with yourself.
I question your mental health.
I know that you can change.
There's plenty of tail to go 'round!
You just gotta open your thighs
Some lady's gonna see your size
And think it feels good
To ride you for a while, while, while
Oh, quick ejaculation shot you down!
But you still had a ball,
You still had a ball

So come on, you Don Juan, get it on!
Don't know what you're wanking for,
Quit that self-cumming, get you laid, hey hey!
So come on, see the hair on your palms?
You're going blind, you're going bli...ind - going blind.

Hey! Don't you know ya... (Don't you know ya)
You're gonna get some pussy (you're gonna get some)
Hey! Let me show ya... (Let me show ya)
No need to wank, follow me! (we're gonna get some)

Blind!
(Quit goin') Blind!
(Quit goin') Blind!
Blind!
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Daunte Lapree Carter - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great matching of the vowels in this song on your part. It was fun following your parody while listening to the original on youtube. "Anticipation" with "masturbatiion" was funny. I like the simple message in this parody which tells someone to stop masturbating and go get laid. Nice work. All 5's from me.
Doc Woody - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for taking the time to Youtube the original song. Nobody on this side of the pond knows about Take That, so my audience is limited for this parody. Same for my country parodies, as most Whatfreakers wouldn't know a country song if it ran over their dog and stole their girlfriend.

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