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Song Parodies -> X-Rated Christmas
Ladies and gentlemen, I am bringing you yet another great K-Pop holiday parody and this time i'm taking on Stellar's sexy tune, "Vibrato". This is called "X-Rated Christmas" and throughout the lyrics of the entire song, an adult is asking for a kind of Christmas where men and women everywhere get all nasty and naughty instead of just unwrapping presents, having a chat with friends and family and most importantly, watching basketball on television. So of course give it lots of care and also enjoy reading these lyrics
I'm just so fucking tired
Of spending the very same Christmas every year So i'm ready for something new And I just cannot wait for it to only get here I know for sure that it's going to be crazy where everyone out there is making babies Instead of only unwrapping presents under the tree While all of the good little girls and boys just start to play with their shiny toys All of the adults will totally be fucking It's just totally out of the ordinary And that is how things absolutely should be They can call me crazy but i'm serious Because I want, because I want, because I want a X-rated Christmas I can imagine people everywhere Living out a scene from 50 Shades of Grey Or if they want to be daring They can have very wild threesomes throughout the day Plus it is even OK for them to just have a naked snow day Having a very sexual snow ball fight, yeah And all of the sexy hot women will give men their own milk and cookies And by that, I mean their titties and pussy It's just totally out of the ordinary And that is how things absolutely should be They can call me crazy but i'm serious Because I want, because I want, because I want a X-rated Christmas I just want a Christmas where i'm not lonely Because I will have a hot girl to bone, oh yeah I wish that it would be every single year Where every single person out there won't be alone anymore I want it, want it, want it now I want it, want it, want it now I want it, want it, want it now I want it, want it, want it now It's just totally out of the ordinary And that is how things absolutely should be They can call me crazy but i'm serious Because I want, because I want, because I want a X-rated Christmas http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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