The medical side of me, I never let you see.
A fast heart rate and I can't control it.
I got my degree, in open surgery.
He's of old age and he might not hold it.

The blood is on the walls, I have to make the call.
He will not wake because, Death is closer.
He's lying on the bed, I swear he's really dead.
Why won't somebody come and take him from me.
Make amends!

They feel it deep within, the needle's in the skin!
I must confess that I feel like a doctor!
I know what I have done, the family needs to come!
I must confess that I feel like a doctor!

I-I- Feel like a doctor! (2x)

The medical side of me, I know you will agree.
It's transformed me into something crazy.
My hair is tearing out, I am about to shout.
Somebody help me with this madness, make it end!

They feel it deep within, the needle's in the skin!
I must confess that I feel like a doctor!
I know what I have done, the family needs to come!
I must confess that I feel like a doctor!

I-I- Feel like a doctor! [2x]

This quest I will embark, his wound's like Tony Stark's.
I swear he smells like he decided to let loose a fart.
The stench will make you scream.
You'll wish it was a dream.
Maybe there's more inside of him, I am a doctor.

They feel it deep within, the needle's in the skin!
I must confess that I feel like a doctor!
I know what I have done, the family needs to come!
I know now that I am a doctor!

I-I- Am a doctor[2x]

They feel it deep within , the needle's in the skin!
I must confess that I am a doctor!
I have to end this song, or it will be too long!
I'm positive that I am a doctor!

I-I- Am a doctor![4x]