Song Parodies -> Moaning No More
"Lonely No More" Based on the performance by Rob Thomas
"Moaning No More" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl in the middle of the day, i put some shampoo on my "Verythick" dildo and sat on it. ouch. it reminded me of sitting on a "nosothick" dick north of philadelphia, street road or maybe penndel area, when i jumped up off of it with a scream. another one of the 700+ parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
how i screamed to be the asshole you'd fuck today
hurt my hole, your girth said i won't scream much, but hell when you stared at me and your bone laid me, the pain showed me that i need whore-sized rectum, baby i ain't gonna be moaning no more i just want my asshole way too big i don't want a lover humping as i hurt just a butt to swallow hard, wide dicks i don't wanna feel cranky no more your bone, my good rectum has to fit so when i'm yelling as i'm humping boners-faux i ain't gonna be moaning at your schlong how i'm hard for the men whose hard-ons hump the men open up my cheeks - try to do your worst, and when you see i'm pleased with your dong up me learn what you screw in me ain't anything when i've laid everything just to get loose ass for men i can't feel their size i don't wanna be moaning no more i just got my asshole way too big i don't want a lover humping as i hurt i've a butt to swallow hard, wide dicks i don't wanna feel pain in back-door your bone, my good rectum has to fit and when i'm yelling as i'm humping boner-faux i ain't gonna be moaning at your schlong once if my butt took in dudes once the dude would push, i'd scream what if i could hold two dildos, see me croon my self-esteem what if i would practice, my butt could be your bitch-pussy what if i laid all the sizes, i'm the gay who'd have the wide dudes i ain't gonna be moaning no more i may someday have to pay for this i don't want my butt a-dumping on the floor something butts are armed with, all that shit i don't wanna leak, bang me no more your bone, i should never have again so when i tell you that i love you, don't be horned i just want my rear holding every log another one of the 700+ parodies of sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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