Song Parodies -> Outrageous
"Contagious" Based on the performance by R. Kelly, Ron Isley
"Outrageous" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
For those of us who've seen the video with Isley and R. Kelly singing the song contagious, know that they were the featured artists in the video. Chante' Moore was the featured background artist. . My song parody is about a man (Mr. Biggs) who arrived home one evening only to find out that another man (R. Kelly) was using his toilet. He then questioned his wife (Chante' Moore) to find out why she would allow a hobo from the streets into their house to use the toilet. She tried explaining it to her husband, but he refused to accept her excuse. He was not concerned about the man being in his house, but was angry because of the fact that the other man (R. Kelly) was using his toilet. And his wife's excuse was that the man whom she let come in and use their restroom had to use it badly.
It's 4pm, just gettin' in. My draws are really messy.

On my way to the stool diarrhea's rushing.

Say your love brings somebody in to use your toilet.

I heard a sound coming from my stall. Somebody's in it.

So I called my baby out and told her I was shittin' gravy (oh I),

Swung my dick around yelling "hurry up my lady."

Held my ass, turned the TV on, took off my shoes.

Then I put my hand on my head 'cause my bowels were loose.

And then I dropped the TV guide (TV guide),

'Cause my booty made a squeady sound.

Mm, now I'm rushing up the stairs (yeah),

Cuz I heard somebody ask for beer.

*Fart *Fart *Fart

As I get closer to the stairways, all I hear,
Then I hear my baby's voice calling me, screaming out...

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (and the man saids);
Sorry lady. Beans and gravy turned me out.
All I heard was my baby's voice.

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (then the man saids);
Sorry lady. Enchilladas drive me wild.
Now I just can't believe this shit.

I ran downstairs, went in the closet-had to do the doo.

Said a prayer while I'm reaching for a bucket too.

What I did was enough to drive a beaver whild.

I'm in the halls hopping and shittin' in my own damn house.

My shower stall occupied by another man.

The downlow happened to me all over again.

And then I dropped the T.V. guide (T.V. guide).
'Cause my booty made a squeaky sound.

Something's going on up there upstairs.

Yes I heard it when he asked for beer.

*Fart *Fart *Fart

As I get closer to the stairway all I hear,
And then I hear my baby's voice calling me, screaming

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (then the man saids);
Sorry lady. Beans and gravy turned me out.

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (then the man saids);
Sorry lady. Enchilladas drive me wild.

*Fart *Fart *Fart

(mr biggs): What the hell is going on inside the walls of my stall

(Chante Moore): "Baby I don't mean to laugh, I think you need to
wipe your ass.

(Mr. Biggs): "Girl I'm 'bout to have a fit."

(R. Kelly): ""Oh I just had to take a shit. How did I get into this,
Now I'm gonna break up out this bitch.

(Mr. Biggs): "Dirty dirty woman. Tell me who's this vagabond!"

(Chante Moore): "But baby wait."

(Mr. Biggs): "Wait my ass. Hit the streets, you smell like grass."

(R. Kelly): "Now Mr. Biggs I gotta run."

(Isley): "Don't you say my name son."

(Chante Moore): "Now hunny I've got to admit,"

(Mr. Biggs): "Ooo this cat smells like some shit. Hmm.
Now don't I know you from somewhere from a
long time ago?"

(R. Kelly): "No no, I'm a hobo."

(Mr. Biggs): "Yeah yeah, I think I know that,
By the way you smell."

(R. Kelly): "No no, you've mistaken me for somebody
else."

(Chante Moore): "Stank!"

(Mr. Biggs): "Shut up!" Can't you see 2 men are squawkin'."

(Chante Moore): "But"

(Mr. Biggs): "Thought I heard somebody on my toilet.
Now I think you better leave this place.,
'Cause I'm about to fumigate."

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (and the man saids);
Sorry lady. Beans and gravy turned me out.

You're outrageous. Hush now baby.
Someone's in the stall (and the mand saids);
Sorry lady. Enchilladas drive me wild.

Believe it or not, there are a lot of people who do not want anybody using their restroom, especially someone off the streets.
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