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Song Parodies -> Dick & Ur Hand
"U & Ur Hand" Based on the performance by Pink - Alecia Moore
"Dick & Ur Hand" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter This parody is about a young lady who is fed up with her sex partner's premature ejaculation. Although the sex is good for the first 2 minutes, he is unable to keep an erection long enough for her to get her orgasm. Finally, she tells him that she has lost her patience for him, and that she would N O T have sex with him, and suggested to him that he should masturbate.
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Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh. Ass out. Titties out. Got my legs wide. Stroking right. Cock feels nice. Don't you cum yet. I can tell. I just know. Your dick's going down. Tonight. On the floor like a whore, I'm your girlfriend. Doggie style, six shots in my rear end. Grabbed your dick head. Dropped a load on me. But you see. I am here for penetration. You don't really want sex with me tonight. You can't keep an erection. Turned my head before you jizzed right in my eye. Now I know it's over. Before it began. I'll stop giving you punani. It's just your dick and your hand tonight. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh. That's right. You Punk. I don't wanna fuck. Take your hands out my pants. Guess you're outta luck. Don't touch my butt. Sex isn't fun. Alright. On the floor, like a whore. I'm your girlfriend. You can say what you want when you put it in. I'll play with my dildo tonight. I I am here for penetration. You don't really want sex with me tonight. You only last a second. Turned my head before you jizzed right in my eye. Now I know it's over. Before it began. I'll stop giving you punani. It's just your dick and your hand tonight. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh. Hey hey. Dildo's down. On the corner with your whore, you give her five bucks. To get the girl to give you head but she thinks you suck. I know it's all messed up. You can't get no pussy. So stop coming here, trying to hit on me. Yeah. You know who you are. Jiving, and all that shit. But you go ahead. Get your freak on. I am here for penetration. You don't really want sex with me tonight. You can't keep an erection. Turned my head before you jizzed right in my eye. Now I know it's over. Before it began. I'll stop giving you punani. It's just your dick and your hand tonight. I am here for penetration. You don't really want sex with me tonight. You only last a second. Turned my head before you jizzed right in my eye. Now I know it's over. Before it began. I'll stop giving you punani. It's just your dick and your hand tonight. I feel sorry for any man who have had this experience.
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