You should never fantasize
Of ten million hairy guys
Burgling turds as you fall asleep
'Cause it will give you a scare
Their sperm will be everywhere
And you'll be gooed but they would just stand and stare
Don't ever let yourself believe that flannel shirts look sexy
When dudes are gay they would rather play and never sleep
'Cause everything's about your ass to ream

And you'll get a thousand hugs
From 10,000 hairy thugs
Then they'll try to get into your pants
They'll try to get into your bed
Or fuck you behind the shed
Their two big balls will be hanging by your head
Don't ever let yourself believe that flannel shirts look sexy
When dudes are gay they would rather play and never sleep
'Cause everything's about your ass to ream

When you fall asleep
They'll try to get into your crack
Please keep them away from here
'Cause they want to latch onto your sack
Please keep them away from here
They'll leave you lying in a heap
Please keep them away from here
Then they'll show you why it's called 'Balls Deep"
Those 10,000 hairy guys
Are weird 'cause they hate hair pies
And fisting dudes asses in stairwell
And you'll know how gay you are
If your dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I shaved a dude I met in a bar

Don't ever let yourself believe that flannel shirts look sexy
When dudes are gay they would rather play and never sleep
'Cause everything's about your ass to ream

When you fall asleep
Don't ever let yourself believe that flannel shirts look sexy
When dudes are gay they would rather play and never sleep
'Cause everything's about your ass to ream

When you fall asleep
Don't ever let yourself believe that flannel shirts look sexy
When dudes are gay they would rather play and never sleep
Because my scrotum's bursting at the seams