Song Parodies -> Acrobat
"Laundromat" Based on the performance by Nivea B. Hamilton
"Acrobat" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
This parody is about a husband who arrives home from work only to catch his wife in the act of fornication with another one of his so-called "buddies." The husband is stunned to see his wife performing her acrobatic skills that he didn't know she had until after seeing her "sex'n" another guy.
The following is spoken:

Husband: Baby, who dat you on top of?
Wife: Don't worry about who dat is, it ain't you.
Husband: You got my buddy Charles over there?
Wife: Don't worry about it Keith. If you was over here
whipping out your shlong you wouldn't be asking dat.
Husband: Oh bitch please.
Wife: Oh bitch please my ass. You jacking off over there?
Husband: Are you watching me?
Wife: Oh, boy. Ain't nobody gotta watch you.
Husband: Yeah you watching me jack my little chicken dick. Shit.
And think you all that.
Wife: Oh, bye Keith.
Husband: Charles, hello.

[From here on out the following song begins]

You's a lying cheating woman, I'ma,
Watch you ride him while I'm over here playin' with my dick.
See I know without a doubt you be whoring 'round the college.
Shorty need to stop it, hello!

Yeah, baby why you slippin' on his dick like an Acrobat.
Swinging every gotdamn thing - you're an Acrobat.
Girl, you ride him like a bird.
You all in it. Can he get you off?
Didn't even know about your tricks, girl I'm gettin' off.

See it's wrong that I bust on you, cumming in yo' damn mouth.
And watch you throw dat thing. I can watch you while I'm jackin' off.
Boy let's stop wasting time. It's pretty clear we're not a match.
Tired of having boring sex so I became an Acrobat.


Chorus: Soap, powder, grease, towels, fishnet panties, dildos,
Hanes, splits, hops, backward flips - I'm just a little Acrobat.
Ooh, let's not forget the stoops, swings, drop squats,
Half slips, dips, pop, dil--dos, swing out.
Boy I'm just a little Acrobat.

Baby what you saying,
I can't read between the lines?
Do I have to make it clear, Boo? "OUR SEX LIFE IS DEAD!"

Husband: Oh girl quit playing, I've viagra in the car.

Wife: If you gotta have viagra, then you must not have a lot.
You don't think I'm serious in fact you think I'm fakin'.
Just ask your buddy Charles, he'll tell you I ain't fakin'.

Girl, you know I can't believe dis shit.
I caught you in an act of sin.
You're riding on my buddy's dick, and you will not get off of it.

Chorus: Soap, powder, grease, towels, fishnet panties, dildos,
Hanes, splits, hops, backward flips - I'm just a little Acrobat.
Ooh, let's not forget the stoops, swings, drop squats,
Half slips, dips, pop, dil--dos, swing out.
I'm just a little Acrobat. Hello.

Husband: Baby can we talk about it?
Wife: What is there to squawk about?
You don' bore me time again, and now I'm sleeping with your friend.

Well baby girl I'm sorry.
Well sorry's not gon' do shit.
For real dis time. Boy we're through.

Girl I'm 'bout to lose it.
Wife: No wait! Feeling that I don't know you're gettin' ur amusement.

Husband: Oh baby I just don't know what I need to do and how to please you.
Your legs in the air!

Wife: Goodbye.


Chorus: Soap, powder, grease, towels, fishnet panties, dildos,
Hanes, splits, hops, backward flips - I'm just a little Acrobat.
Ooh, let's not forget the stoops, swings, drop squats,
Half slips, dips, pop, dil--dos, swing out.
Boy I'm just a little Acrobat.
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MIKE - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
RIGHT ABOUT NOW THE F**k SOUL BROTHER CHECK IT OUT NOW
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MIKE - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
WHOA SORRY GUYS WE ARE NOT THE RIGHT GROUP SCROBE YOU GOTTA PULL OVER I FEEL TERRIBLE YEAH SORRY GUYS BIG MIX UP [door closing} i guess we're not making this video cancer bats sabotage
mike - July 01, 2023 - Report this comment
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me and craig will rush over to the uniforms where we will suit up
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BIG MIX UP {door closes} I GUESS WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS VIDEO

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