Way down south in Mexico where food is not so mild,
Stuck inside the bathroom is a very messed up child.
He had too many refried beans and enchiladas too,
Now he's got diarrhea and he's feeling pretty blue.

Ya caca Diego, Diego,
Now there goes Diego, Go Diego Go!

Alicia's on a mission with a bucket open wide.
She's gotta catch his Hershey Squirts no matter where they fly.
He's taken some Imodium and Kaopectate too,
And Mami cannot put those chili peppers in her stew.

Ya caca Diego, Diego,
Now there goes Diego, Go Diego Go!

Fue picante, amigos, it was the hot sauce, my friends!
Fue picante, amigos, it was the hot sauce, my friends!
Go, Diego, Go (to the bathroom) Go, Diego, Go (to the bathroom)
Go, Diego, Go (to the bathroom) Go, Diego, Go (to the bathroom)