Use the freaking snooze control!
Use the freaking snooze control!

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Wake up!
Whoop whoop!
Whoop whoop!
Whoop whoop!

Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!
Time to get roused!

Get up now!
You'll keep sleepin' if ya drowse!
Yeah, so hurry up and rouse!
Getcha penis outcha spouse!
Catnap snoozin'”­ snoozin'”­

[me:]
My eyes are goop-glazed. Scrub my face.
Quick now, make haste!
Awakened? Still dazed.
Heck, I need this stubble shaved.

Exhausted, slow torpor.
Oaf snoring, still dormant.
Sleep-walking, keep yawning.
Nuisance thing, morning glory...

Such loud noise! Cram the beeping!
Can't I sleep? This Monday's freezing!
Fat slob”­ won't rise.
Late night”­ wasn't wise.

Must sleep! Dozing.
I lay in bed, loafing.
Hate the morning, somnolent.
Stupor clouds my whole head.

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm fatigued in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Feather covers...

Hell, I crave a siesta.
I lull here, unrested.
At sun-up heard a clamour.
A ring from my alarm-a.

So I used the freaking snooze control!
(Hit the freaking snooze control.
I'm wanna loaf on the sofa, gunna kip some mo'!)

Gotta get sleep, man, I'm tired!
Snug as a bug in my bed!
Land of Nod and lyres!
Favourite friend? Sleep powder!
Fuck the clock, I'll lie here!
Sedatives down my gullet!
Narcolepsy fan? Yup!
Sleepy brain gets clouded!

Freaking Monday, God I hate it! EUGH!
The moment I'm awake, go EUGH!
Hypnotic, narcotic,
I give my clock karate!
If that fuckin' siren wails, go BOOM!
Just pound it with my fist, man. BOOM!
Hypnagogic endemic,
This shit be soporific!

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm asleep in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Languid duffer...

Hibernation here getting out of control.
In the sack with my ho,
Cuz nitrazepam says so.
Heavy yawning.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Never parting.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Seven forty?
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Bed lethargy”­

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Man, get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!
Get your ass off to school!

Too slow! Let's go!
You'll start sleeping if ya drowse!
Yeah, so hurry up and rouse!
Getcha penis outcha spouse!

Use the freaking snooze control!

Quit lethargy, yeah. Getcha out of that lull.
Get your ass up, you dolt!
But I'm asleep in bed, yo!
Weary, buggered.
(Get your ass outta bed!)
Very sluggish.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Yeah, I'm tuckered.
(Just get your ass outta bed!)
Somniferous...

[obnoxious alarm clock:]
Too slow, pal!
Let's go now!
Too slow, pal!
Whoop! Let's go!

*snooze control pause*

Should I get your ass up now?
Outta your bed now!
Whoop! Whoop!
Lazy, lazy”­
OK, I gotta start yelling at you now?

Wake up, jerk!
Come on and just wake up, jerk!
Come on and hurry up, you jerk!
Come on and hurry up, you jerk!