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Song Parodies -> Bella Cunt (I'm Prissy)

"Let It Bump" Based on the performance by Missy Elliott
"Bella Cunt (I'm Prissy)" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

You know the type. A blonde, rich white chick who fellates any guy with a savings account and adorns herself with material accessories.

Hottie sucking a dick up now.
Yuhhh.
Hottie sucking a dick up now.

I-I-I'm pri-pri-prissy.

Barbie doll makers stole my style.
I'm still a child, makes you paedophiles.
Rich clothes, Marsha Brady teeth,
Not praying, see, when I'm on my knees.

Giant imp-uh-lants, skin highly tanned.
A member of Night-In-A-Hilton fans.
(I love to buy Dior to match my handbags.
Teeny bop, I'm a snob and I'm rather bulemic.)

It's tres chic to be sucking dicks.
Plastic cheeks are hip in my clique.
Sleep with teachers, have 'em licking my clit.
SO. LIKE. WHAT. Bella cunt.

I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

I'm chichi and I'm a la mode.
Neo-biache. Hello Kitty phone.
Sucking off guys, got goo on my face.
Wear a slim top cuz I'm boobs not brains.

I'd love to be Mandy's shape at her age.
(Past 21, I mean.)
Wanna get a new car.
Guess I'll go fuck your pa.

I'm trendy and I'm toffee-nosed.
My glowing flesh packed with silicone.
Sex with QB's to earn me some fame.
See my tits flop as I blow half the team.

Yes I'm prissy, your daddy's ho.
Stained from father blowing on my coat.
Slide his satchel down my slimy throat.
WOAH. I'M. HOT. Not a frump.

I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

Semen in the ass.
Hottie sucking a dick up now.
Semen in the ass buys eyelash brands.

She's so prissy, one bitchy lass.
Buys a Jeep with your daddy's cash.
Came in her anus then flashed some cheques.
She's shitting out condoms from up her crack.

Haughty, she's like Nanette Manoir.
A shimmering crown on her bouffant hair.
Chicken tuna? At least she's pop-u-ler.
OH. MY. GOD. Not a frump.

I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy with my white-girl vogue.
I'm witchy! (Elegant.)
I'm snitchy! (Bella cunt.)
I'm bitchy!
I'm prissy and I'm like a clone.

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