I saw your profile online
And I thought you were hot.
But when we met in person
I found out you're not
I knew you were photoshoppin'
When I saw your face
Now I don't want
To See You Again

I had no way of knowing
You'd be such a creep
Feels like I need a shower, when you look at me
Had to stop my gag reflex
When I looked in your eyes
No I, I don't want
To See You Again

When we met I freaked out
I Just kept looking ‘round
All I kept thinking ‘bout was how to get the hell out
I said I had to pee,
Hid where you couldn't see
and texted my best friend and asked her to come rescue me
The next time I go out
Forget this online crap
I'll find my own boyfriend
Whoa, Whoa, I
I don't want
To see you again

I Got This sick Feeling
Deep Inside
When You said you'd love to see me
Tomorrow night
I don't know how to put this
But I'll give it a try
No I don't want
To see you again

I'm feeling nauseous now
Can't keep my dinner down
I Sh-Sh-Shudder When I look across the table now
My vision starts to blur
Feel like I want to hurl
If you're the best there is, I might just switch to dating girls

The next time I go out
Forget this online crap
I'll find my own boyfriend
Whoa, Whoa, I
I don't want
To see you again

I've got This sick Feeling
Deep Inside

First time I saw your face
Oh what a big mistake
I St-St-Stuttered When You Asked Me back to your place
You asked what's wrong with me
Had to think on my feet
I lied and said I had a real bad case of VD
Instead of going out
I'll just stay home and
I'll get a latex boyfriend
Whoa, Whoa, I
I don't want
To See You Again

Whoa, Whoa, I
Never want
To See You Again