Song Parodies -> 7 Things Why I'm Emo
"7 Things" Based on the performance by Miley Cyrus
"7 Things Why I'm Emo" Parody by TheGal
Ah! Ah!AH!

I probably should say this
But at times I get so sad
That I have to cut my body
And I yell I hate the world
I want put black and red on
Kill things with my knife
But I'm gonna stay emo
So listen up faggots and I'll tell ya

The 7 things why I'm emo
The 7 thingswhy I'm emo
Oh I'm so emo

I'm rather kill myself than Bush
I want to make the world die
I'm so emo that the everything makes me cry
I tink Britney spears should be left alone
I have many mood swings
I overeact
I want to cut everything
And the 7th thing why I'm so emo
Is because I'm drugs

I want to rip apart that Barbie
I gonna cut myself in the head
I don't want the jellybeans to be to many colors
If I don't get my knife I'll kill everything
I hate life
I'm taking 7 steps toward total emoness

The 7 things why I'm emo
I cut
I wear black and red
I hate the world
I have mood swings
I hate happy stuff
I overreact
I idolize terrorists
And the 7th thing why I'm emo
I because I do drugs

If you asshole forgot that I'll tell' em again
But I'm gonna kill you
So I'm saying the stupid list again

The 7 things why I'm emo
I cut
I wear black and red
I hate the world
I have mood swings
I hate happy stuff
I overreact
I idolize terrorists




And the 7th thing why I'm emo
Is because I do drugs
That's right jerkass!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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