Song Parodies -> Female Santa
"All About That Bass" Based on the performance by Meghan Trainor
"Female Santa" Parody by Cameron Franklin Alright everyone, this is another holiday parody and this time i'm parodying Meghan Trainor's big hit, "All About That Bass". This song is called "Female Santa" and it's about how it would be like if there's a woman being Santa Claus and what things she will do. Enjoy the lyrics, everyone
Oh my God
I wish that Christmas would be more sexier And everyone knows why Because I wish that there's a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I want a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I need a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I totally wanna fuck a female Santa Oh yeah, I totally understand that Santa is a man Who absolutley brings joy and gifts wherever he can But i'm dreaming about how it would be like If a woman takes his place and go wild all through the night I want her in a bikini (uh-huh) A pink one with polka-dots (uh-huh) I know that it would be real And it would be so hot (oh yeah) Plus I really shouldn't forget about her bikini bottom It has to be a g-string with her sexy round ass showing Hell yeah, everyone wants a Santa to give them such naughty gifts And then tease them with her ass and her very sexy tits (yeah, her titties, titties, uh, her titties, titties) And as for her bra size, triple D's will definitely work for her Plus I know that everyone's fantasies will be better That's right, they will come true Because I wish that there's a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I want a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I need a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I totally wanna fuck a female Santa, yeah I'm talking blonde hair With triple D titties and very nice legs No, I am not playing I'm telling the truth And you gotta know that She has to be so damn fine and her name should be Caroline Hell yeah, everyone wants a Santa to give them such naughty gifts And then tease them with her ass and her very sexy tits (yeah, her titties, titties, uh, her titties, titties) And as for her bra size, triple D's will definitely work for her Plus I know that everyone's fantasies will be better Because I wish that there's a female Santa, female Santa (because I wish that) That's so hot (that's so hot) I want a female Santa, female Santa (whoa ooh ooh ooh) That's so hot I need a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot I totally wanna fuck a female Santa (hey yeah) Because I wish that there's a female Santa, female Santa (because I wish that there's a female Santa, a female Santa) That's so hot I want a female Santa, female Santa (I want a female Santa, a female Santa) That's so hot I need a female Santa, female Santa (I need a female Santa, a female Santa) That's so hot I totally wanna fuck a female Santa (I totally wanna fuck a female Santa, a female Santa, ooh ooh ooh) Because I wish that there's a female Santa, female Santa (because I wish that there's a female Santa, a female Santa) That's so hot I want a female Santa, female Santa (I want a female Santa, a female Santa) That's so hot I need a female Santa, female Santa That's so hot (everybody knows that) I totally wanna fuck a female Santa (fuck a female Santa, fuck a female Santa) Yeah yeah Whoa hey yeah Ooh oh ooh oh oh oh Hey yeah Uh huh http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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