Song Parodies -> I'll Believe You When
"I'll Believe You When" Based on the performance by Matchbox 20
"I'll Believe You When" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
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my rhymes are meant for my good health, "dude therapy,"
but your heart's too pissed you're bleeding,
so you're trying to get even with me
maybe once or twice i tried to share my ugly site
i'm proud i got my health and gender
but you sob i don't respect yours?

oy vey!

i'll respect you when
i'll respect you when
when men are seen as same, not burning hot
i'll respect you when
i'll respect you when
when 'dentity will name as goals, male gods

and you call yourself "born gay,"
when friends are all the girls
and i could mention daddy, that hurts,
how he's shamed you and ignored
i could write a thousand 'whys,'
you'd blame my time of month to rise
above the sense that says you're tethered,
gay pride promises to weather gender

i'll respect you when
i'll respect you when
when men are seen as same, not burning hot
i'll respect you when
i'll respect you when
when 'dentity will name as goals, male gods

there's nothing i can say to open your eyes
nothing i can do will ever change your mind
maybe mine'd do better if i wrote about myself
just another of the 700 (homo)sexually assaulting parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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