Song Parodies -> Can't Get No Section 8
"No Happy Holidays" Based on the performance by Mary J. Blige
"Can't Get No Section 8" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter A young lady was granted government housing after being put on the waiting list for 6 months, and 2 years later she received a conviction notice that also stated that she violated regulations and was behind on her rent, and in addition, she would no longer get any further benefits or housing.
I cant believe after all this time,
I would live in a home that could never be mine. And just to think, I'd believe one day I'd have to leave. Taken from one home and into another. This a doggy world. I can't believe it's true. Violations stated on my lease. What the hell are you talking about. Food stamps - came in late. Makes me wonder where the money's spent. Rent is due on the 4th of July But the clerk told another lie. How can you take my benefits from me. I'm tired of these damn lies. Can't get no section 8. I'm being evicted from this building. Being that you deny me the things of, oh of.. I cannot go on living this life of a vagabond. You turned off all my lights. I pray to God I'll get a happy life. 'Cause you know that you just ain't right - turned off my lights. Violations stated on my lease. What the hell are you talking about. Food stamps - came in late. Makes me wonder where the money's spent. Rent is due on the 4th of July But the clerk told another lie. How can you take my benefits from me. I'm tired of these damn lies. Can't get no section 8. I wish I had known the stipulations from the start. Got no representation because - I didn't do my part. Valiently I fought on - I took my own side. When my case come 'round, come around, Maybe this time you will extend me my my rights. (music plays) Violations stated on my lease. What the hell are you talking about. Food stamps - came in late. Makes me wonder where the money's spent. Rent is due on the 4th of July But the clerk told another lie. How can you take my benefits from me. I'm tired of these damn lies. Can't get no section 8. Violations stated on my lease. What the hell are you talking about. Food stamps - came in late. Makes me wonder where the money's spent. Rent is due on the 4th of July But the clerk told another lie. How can you take my benefits from me. I'm tired of these damn lies. Can't get no section 8. Your Vote Counts
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