Song Parodies -> Slutty Christmas List
"Um Ah Oh Yeh" Based on the performance by MAMAMOO
"Slutty Christmas List" Parody by Cameron Franklin Right about now, i'm delivering another K-Pop holiday parody. And this time, i'm taking on MAMAMOO's "Um Ah Oh Yeh". This is called "Slutty Christmas List" and in this song, a man is asking Santa for slutty girls instead of a video game console or a bunch of video games. Enjoy this parody and of course give it lots of love
Santa, listen to me now
Santa, please hear me out Hey Santa It's my slutty Christmas list And it is full of sexy babes That I absolutely wanna fuck now And I know This is all I ever need I sure will be patiently waiting Until I wake up Christmas morning Santa, i've been really good this year And I always have Christmas cheer So i'm ready For some hotties I want naked girls around me With juicy tits and pussies Because i'm all about Going right down south And don't forget I want some cuties with a booty Who have sexy eyes that scream out fuck me I will settle for white, Asian and Latina girls Because they know how to rock my world So Santa please Fulfill my sexy Christmas wish so that I can go fuck every single bitch Because they need some chocolate dick in their lives And i'm gonna get it started tonight Hey Santa It's my slutty Christmas list And it is full of sexy babes That I absolutely wanna fuck now And I know This is all I ever need I sure will be patiently waiting Until I wake up Christmas morning Now I know Thai girls need love too So I can get some of them too And about those Italians They really know where's it at And yes, I gotta have hot and sexy French girls And some Canadians to rock my world Oh yeah, I can't leave out Those sexy Australians And yes Santa, I totally want some sexy Puerto Ricans Because those babes absolutely got it going on (oh yeah) And yeah, I want some Japanese pussy Those girls drive me wild so you gotta give them to me To this I really know I gotta try out different flavors From Asia, Europe and even the Americas So Santa, don't you disappoint me I gotta have them next to my Christmas tree Hey Santa It's my slutty Christmas list And it is full of sexy babes That I absolutely wanna fuck now And I know This is all I ever need I sure will be patiently waiting Until I wake up Christmas morning (hell yeah) I just wanna fuck them (oh yeah) I wanna worship them (hell yeah) I gotta give them my cum (uh-huh) And tell them i'll always love them (hell fucking yeah) I wanna make them cream (oh yeah) I wanna make them scream (hell yeah) That's right I gotta have these sluts for myself Please remember I don't need any video games Or even something lame You can just give all of that to someone else I am Absolutely all grown up And need some girls to fuck So that is all I ever need This fucking year Hey Santa It's my slutty Christmas list And it is full of sexy babes That I absolutely wanna fuck now And I know This is all I ever need I sure will be patiently waiting Until I wake up Christmas morning I want them for my own (oh yeah) Don't need a phone (no way) I can't be alone anymore (no, no, no) Give them to me And I sure will wish you a very merry and awesome Christmas http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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