Song Parodies -> Slutty Christmas List
"Um Ah Oh Yeh" Based on the performance by MAMAMOO
"Slutty Christmas List" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Right about now, i'm delivering another K-Pop holiday parody. And this time, i'm taking on MAMAMOO's "Um Ah Oh Yeh". This is called "Slutty Christmas List" and in this song, a man is asking Santa for slutty girls instead of a video game console or a bunch of video games. Enjoy this parody and of course give it lots of love
Santa, listen to me now
Santa, please hear me out

Hey Santa
It's my slutty Christmas list
And it is full of sexy babes
That I absolutely wanna fuck now

And I know
This is all I ever need
I sure will be patiently waiting
Until I wake up Christmas morning

Santa, i've been really good this year
And I always have Christmas cheer
So i'm ready
For some hotties

I want naked girls around me
With juicy tits and pussies
Because i'm all about
Going right down south

And don't forget
I want some cuties with a booty
Who have sexy eyes that scream out fuck me
I will settle for white, Asian and Latina girls
Because they know how to rock my world

So Santa please
Fulfill my sexy Christmas wish so that I can go fuck every single bitch
Because they need some chocolate dick in their lives
And i'm gonna get it started tonight

Hey Santa
It's my slutty Christmas list
And it is full of sexy babes
That I absolutely wanna fuck now

And I know
This is all I ever need
I sure will be patiently waiting
Until I wake up Christmas morning

Now I know Thai girls need love too
So I can get some of them too
And about those Italians
They really know where's it at

And yes, I gotta have hot and sexy French girls
And some Canadians to rock my world
Oh yeah, I can't leave out
Those sexy Australians

And yes Santa, I totally want some sexy Puerto Ricans
Because those babes absolutely got it going on (oh yeah)
And yeah, I want some Japanese pussy
Those girls drive me wild so you gotta give them to me

To this I really know I gotta try out different flavors
From Asia, Europe and even the Americas
So Santa, don't you disappoint me
I gotta have them next to my Christmas tree

Hey Santa
It's my slutty Christmas list
And it is full of sexy babes
That I absolutely wanna fuck now

And I know
This is all I ever need
I sure will be patiently waiting
Until I wake up Christmas morning (hell yeah)

I just wanna fuck them (oh yeah)
I wanna worship them (hell yeah)
I gotta give them my cum (uh-huh)
And tell them i'll always love them (hell fucking yeah)

I wanna make them cream (oh yeah)
I wanna make them scream (hell yeah)
That's right
I gotta have these sluts for myself

Please remember
I don't need any video games
Or even something lame
You can just give all of that to someone else

I am
Absolutely all grown up
And need some girls to fuck
So that is all I ever need

This fucking year

Hey Santa
It's my slutty Christmas list
And it is full of sexy babes
That I absolutely wanna fuck now

And I know
This is all I ever need
I sure will be patiently waiting
Until I wake up Christmas morning

I want them for my own (oh yeah)
Don't need a phone (no way)
I can't be alone anymore (no, no, no)

Give them to me
And I sure will wish you a very merry and awesome Christmas
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