Song Parodies -> Helen
"Heaven" Based on the performance by Live
"Helen" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
There's No Title For Any Parody On My Site, But Since I Had To Use One Here, I Picked Something That Rhymes With Heaven...and Brings To Mind The Deafness And Blindness Gays Assume When Confronted With Anything But "gay Pride". Deafness And Blindness...so I Called It Helen. As In Keller. :)
You Don't Need No Skin, Take Back Your Naked Pics
you Have The Power To Delete
another Dick To Tend Makes Fact Your Gender-debts
you Have No Vow Of Self-esteem

i Believe It, "men" Fag Their Beings For Mind-health

i Don't Mean To Scorn Them, But Hell They're Out Selling
my Books As Unwarr'nted, Like I Can't See
my Own Points Of View When I Cum And Gawk At Dudes
i Can See They're Running To Hide What Bleeds

i Sit With Them All Night, Everything They Say Is Spite
against The Dawn Prayed For By Mom
i See Right Through Their Lies, I've Dabbled Much With "pride"
found Every Road The Fruits Won't Roam

i Believe It, "men" Fag Their Beings For Mind-health

i Don't Mean To Scorn Them, But Hell They're Out Selling
my Books As Unwarr'nted, Like I Can't See
my Own Points Of View When I Cum And Gawk At Dudes
i Can See They're Running To Hide What Bleeds

darling, I Can See More
than Guys Alarmed To See Fault
as They Mock Their Self-esteem, Yeah
Just Another One Of The Over 700 Parodies Of (homo)sexual Assault Which Are Stored In A Vault At Www.homosexualityiswrong.com
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