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Song Parodies -> The 12 Days Of Christmas
"The 12 Days Of Christmas" Based on the performance by Lee Greenwood
"The 12 Days Of Christmas" Parody by Twichick hey guys, since the holidays/xmas is coming up i decided to a parody of song and do an alternative version and I also wanted to use it as a way to express my fangirlness and inner thoughts and as away to express how smitten I am with certain celebs and fictional characters!
On the first day of Christmas,
my bff gave to me A bottle of tequila On the second day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Two boxes of condoms, And a bottle of tequila On the third day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Three vibrators , Two boxes of condom, And a bottle of tequlia. On the fourth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner Three vibrators, Two boxes of condoms, And a bottle of tequila On the fifth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Five blindfolds for kinkiness , R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner three vibrators Two boxes of condoms And a bottle of tequila On the sixth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Six bottles of voldka Five blindfolds for kinkiness R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner three vibrators Two boxes of condoms And a bottle of tequila On the seventh day of Christmas, my bff gave to me an end to Rebecca Black's career Six bottles of vodka Five blindfolds for kinkiness R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner Three vibrators Two boxes of condom And a bottle of tequila On the eighth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Eight boxes of lingerie an end to Rebecca's Black's Career Six bottles of voldka Five blindfolds R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner Three vibrators Two boxes of condoms, And a bottle of tequila On the ninth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me water for elephants , Eight boxes of lingerie an end to Rebecca's Black's Career Six bottles of vodka Five blindfolds, R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner, Three vibrators , Two boxes of condoms, And a bottle of tequila On the tenth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me ten lap dances, water for elephants Eight boxes of lingerie, an end to Rebecca black's career, Six bottles of vodka , Five blindfolds R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner, Three vibrators Two boxes of condoms And a bottle of tequila On the eleventh day of Christmas, my bff gave to me Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood ten lap dances, water for elephants Eight boxes of lingerie, an end to Rebecca black's career, Six bottles of vodka , Five blindfolds R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner, Three vibrators Two boxes of condoms And a bottle of tequila On the twelfth day of Christmas, my bff gave to me the Camelot season 1 dvd Edward Cullen and Jace Lightood ten lap dances, water for elephants Eight boxes of lingerie, an end to Rebecca black's career, Six bottles of vodka , Five blindfolds R Patz, JCB, Alex Pettyfer and Taylor Lautner, Three vibrators Two boxes of condoms And a bottle of tequila! JCB stands for Jamie Campbell bower. anyways hope you enjoyed it! rate and review and check out my other artist page: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/twichick.shtml
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