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Song Parodies -> Montezuma's Revenge
Oh, Got Montezuma's Revenge
Oh, Got Montezuma's Revenge Pepto, oh oh oh Immo-oh-di-um Monte-zoo-oo-ma I've got it so bad Pepto, oh oh oh Immo-oh-di-um Monte-zoo-oo-ma Think I shit my pants I went to Cabo, and caught a disease Don't drink the water or you'll be just like me I'm all jacked up. All jacked up, I've got mud butt. I took some Pepto but its out of control It's overflowing, all over the bowl I'm all jacked up. Up, up, up, I've got mud butt. (spoken) Gotta run to the bathroom God I hope I can make it Too late, I think I shit my pants Don't want your TP now I need some Depends Cause I've got Montezuma's Revenge. This diarrhea is jacking me up It's like a fountain coming out of my butt Got Montezuma's Revenge Don't wanna shit my pants Monte-zoo-oo-ma Dia-rrhe-e-ah Ca-Ca ooh la-la I've got it so bad Cold sweats and cramping, I'm weak in the knees I need a doctor who can cure my disease I want some drugs. Drugs, drugs, drugs. I need some drugs. I think my guts are turning inside out Feels like a weasel trying to claw its way out Out of my butt. Butt, butt, butt. Out of my butt. (spoken) Gotta run to the bathroom I don't think I can hold it Oh no, I think I crapped my pants Don't need Immodium I need some Depends Cause I've got Montezuma's Revenge. My butt's all puckered and I can't hold it in Cause I've got Montezuma's Revenge. Got Montezuma's Revenge Don't wanna crap my pants Pepto, oh oh oh Immo-oh-di-um Monte-zoo- ooma I've got it so bad Monte-zoo-oo-ma Dia-rrhe-e-ah Ca-Ca ooh la-la I've got it so bad Grunt, groan, squeezin' straining Squirtin' out that booty gravy Skidmark, chocolate slurpee Driving down the Hershey highway Poo stew, rectum rapids Just cleared out a public bathroom Deuce juice, diarrhea Feels just like your butt is peeing What did I do to deserve this revenge? My bowels have moved all the way to Japan My stool's so loose that I don't have to strain I just sit down, and I let it all drain Montezuma's Revenge Montezuma's Revenge I just can't hold it Caught Montezuma's Revenge I just shit my pants! Too late for Pepto now, I need some Depends Cause I've got Montezuma's Revenge My bunghole's burning like a frying pan Cause I've got Montezuma's Revenge I've got it so bad! Caught Montezuma's Revenge I just can't hold it! I've got it so bad! Caught Montezuma's Revenge Pepto, oh oh oh Immo-oh-di-um Ca Ca, Oh my God! I just shit my pants Your Vote Counts
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ME CRAIG AND TOM WILL RUN OVER TO THE FIREFIGHTING UNIFORMS WHERE WE WILL SUIT UP WE MUST PUT ON OUR PANTS JACKETS BOOTS SUSPENDERS AND OUR HELMETS THEN WE WILL JUMP ON A WAILING FIRE TRUCK WE WILL HIT THE WINDOW IN A BURNING BUILDING AND IT WILL BE PUT ON YOUTUBE AT DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLES
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{1} FIREFIGHTER RACE {2} WATERPROOF JACKET RACE
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