Song Parodies -> My Grown Up Christmas List (Adult Version)
"My Grown Up Christmas List" Based on the performance by Kelly Clarkson
"My Grown Up Christmas List (Adult Version)" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Hello there. I'm finally back after being gone for so long. I'm here to deliver some pretty good holiday parodies once again and i'm delivering my take on Kelly Clarkson's rendition of "My Grown Up Christmas List" to start things off. Now, I have picked out this version of the song since Michael Buble and Natalie Cole's versions are shortened. Kelly's version is longer and has a second verse. So this a good fit. Anyways, enjoy my version of "My Grown Up Christmas List" and give it lots of love. Enjoy everyone and have a great holiday season this year
I've bought toys from the store
Plus video games and a whole lot more
I became satisfied
With everything i've got for Christmas

I became happy every time
Especially on Christmas night
When I went on out
With all my family and friends

Now I got a different wish
And it's on my grown up Christmas list
I'm all grown up now
And I really want something more

I want a bunch of hot and slutty girls
Who know how to rock my world
And want to give love a twirl
With me

I don't care if they're taken or single
I am just ready to mingle
I'm looking for girls who wanna jingle
My balls

This is my grown up Christmas list

I'm looking for girls who twerk
And ones who like to lift their skirts
Plus I really want
Hotties who like anal sex

Now, I only want Asian girls
'Cause they know how to shake up my world
And I really know
They can fuck and suck a cock good

And I gotta have some Latina girls too
Because I don't want any of them feeling blue
I wanna hear them moan
and scream out Papi real loud


I want a bunch of hot and slutty girls
Who know how to rock my world
And want to give love a twirl
With me

I don't care if they're taken or single
I am just ready to mingle
I'm looking for girls who wanna jingle
My balls

This is my grown up Christmas list

I just want Santa to know
That I don't need anything else
Just a bunch of slutty girls
Will definitely be enough for me

Everyone needs to know

I want a bunch of hot and slutty girls
Who know how to rock my world
And want to give love a twirl
With me

I don't care if they're taken or single
I am just ready to mingle
I'm looking for girls who wanna jingle
My balls

This is my grown up Christmas list
It's my very awesome wish
This is my grown up Christmas list
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