Song Parodies -> Cheerleader Pop Star
"Stronger" Based on the performance by Kanye West
"Cheerleader Pop Star" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Well, i'm gonna do a Kanye West parody
Everybody, all around the world, put your hands up in the sky

I know it has been pretty hard, but there needs to be a cheerleader pop star, who loves to sing about cheerleaders, and even make love songs built just for them
It's just gonna be like Ashley Tisdale, but 200% more sluttier, and you know it will be awesome, and also even so much better

Throw your hands up right now
Throw your hands up right now

I'll get stupid tonight, there'll be a cheerleader version of Ashley Tisdale tonight, and i'm just gonna be jocin' through the city tonight, and other people do care about this right? (right?)
She will make the cheerleaders fall in love, and then look to the stars above, and also they totally will do naughty things they totally never did before in their lives

Her name will be Brittany Hughes, and i'm not blowing a fuse, you will hear this on the news, there's no particular time to choose
So, go ahead, go nuts, go ape, and she'll feed you fruits on a date, whatever that means we'll go crazy an the other people will be amazed, and the other singers just take that, its really just like that, motherfuckers

I know it has been pretty hard, but there needs to be a cheerleader pop star, who loves to sing about cheerleaders, and even make love songs built just for them
It's just gonna be like Ashley Tisdale, but 200% more sluttier, and you know it will be awesome, and also even so much better

Throw your hands up right now
Throw your hands up right now (got damn)

Looks like everybody is in the zone, and i'm happy that i'm in the throne, i'm not the only one alone, and i'm callng up girls all alone (alone)
I'm gonna let the music thump up in the speakers, i'm ridin' on 24's, and everybody is just leanin', there's a particular reason, and i'm not trippin' just like OJ Simpson, fool

I'm just gonna keep it very cool, right, and i'm gonna get crazy in the club on a Saturday night, it's off the hook, and very tight, i'm gonna keep the haters out of my sight (yeah)
It won't be really harder once I really get it right, and after that, I will really just ride, uh, yeah, I want everybody to (throw your hands up in the sky)

I know it has been pretty hard, but there needs to be a cheerleader pop star, who loves to sing about cheerleaders, and even make love songs built just for them
It's just gonna be like Ashley Tisdale, but 200% more sluttier, and you know it will be awesome, and also even so much better

Throw your hands up right now
Throw your hands up right now

I'm like OJ, but I don't get in trouble, and i'll just be there on the double, let's just get ready to really rumble, and don't act like I totally never told ya (ya, ya, ya)

Don't act like I never told ya
Don't act like I never told ya

Don't act like I never told ya
Don't act like I never told ya
Uh, I want everybody to just (put your hands up in the sky)

I know it has been pretty hard, but there needs to be a cheerleader pop star, who loves to sing about cheerleaders, and even make love songs built just for them
It's just gonna be like Ashley Tisdale, but 200% more sluttier, and you know it will be awesome, and also even so much better

Throw your hands up right now
Throw your hands up right now

Throw your hands up right now
Throw your hands up right now

I'm like OJ, but I don't get in trouble, and i'll just be there on the double, let's just get ready to really rumble, and don't act like I totally never told ya

I'm like OJ, but I don't get in trouble, and i'll just be there on the double, let's just get ready to really rumble, and don't act like I totally told ya

Never told ya (ya)
Never told ya (ya)
Never told ya (ya)
Never told ya (ya)
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