Song Parodies -> Shit in a Box
"Dick in a Box" Based on the performance by Justin Timnerlake
"Shit in a Box" Parody by Fearlessnxo1
Hey dude, I got something real important to tell you
So just sit down, and listen...
Dude you know we've been truckin such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Well you know it's inevitable and my ass is open wide (open wide)
Gonna tell you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A box real special, so hold your breath
Dont look inside...
It's my shit in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna shit in some hotel
That sorta shit don't mean anything
Not gonna shit on a fancy boat
Dude you gotta know that I cant hold it in
Not gonna shit in a house in the hills
A dude like you needs to understand
I wanna shit in something from the heart (from the heart)
(Chorus)
It's my shit in a box!
My shit in a box dude
It's my shit in a box! (ooohhhoooo)
My shit in a box dude
(Chorus)
See I'm wise enough to know when a shit needs shitting (yeah)
And I got just the box
Something steamin number two not one (yeah yeah yeah)
To all the truckers out there with a load in your pants
It's easy to do, just follow these steps.
One
Open a box
Two
Put your ass in that box
Three
Take a shit in the box
And that's the way you do it
(Chorus)
Las Angeles (shit in a box)
Hayward (shit in a box)
Stockton (I shit in a box)
Every single city I've shit in a box
Over at the truck stop I shit in a box
Mid day while Im working I shit in a box
Driving on the road I shit in a box (yea yea well well well well)
(A shit in a box)
(A shit in a box)
(A shit in a box)
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MIKE - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
IT'S TIMBERLAKE
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU ALL GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
mike - October 08, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a 3 alarm race so we can be firefighteers

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