Song Parodies -> Cry You A River
"Cry Me A River" Based on the performance by Justin Timberlake
"Cry You A River" Parody by Mariesa P
You're fat as the sun
You're big as the Earth
You can play pool with the planets
But you took a chance
And then kicked my ass
I didn't think all my trash talking would come crashing down

NO!

You don't have to say
What you did
You cracked my skull
Now I have a concussion
Now there's just no chance
For rehability
I'll never be
Able to walk again

You told me you hated me
Then you poured gasoline
All over my home
At least you could have
Spared me the strangling
With the cord of the phone
But Nat I refuse
I won't let you abuse
My one good eye
My house was burned
Now it's my turn
To cry

So I'm crying you a river (oh)
Crying you that river (oh)
You punched me in the ribs so (oh)
I'm crying you a river (oh oh)

The damage is done so I guess you'll be leavin
You have no bullets for your gun so I guess you'll be leavin
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MIKE - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment
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mike - January 22, 2023 - Report this comment
for threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1111111111111111111111111111111111 - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire dress up raceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
111111111111111111111111111111111 - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
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waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
me = craig {1} inner tube race {2} life jacket race {3} water bottle fill race {SAFETY AND PROTECTION SAFETY GOGGLES WATERPROOF JACKET FRONT SIDE = MU LOGO BACK SIDE = MISERICORDIA SWIM TEAM + OUR NAMES MICHAEL & CRAIG} AND ON FRIDAY ME AND CRAIG CAN TAKE OUR WATERPROOF JACKETS AND GOGGLES HOME
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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i still need 2 make @ art project
1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
YOU JUST DID????

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