Song Parodies -> Jenny With a Cock
"Jenny From the Block" Based on the performance by J.Lo
"Jenny With a Cock" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Steel-toed boots, grease and sweatin'
That wasn't workin', so I'm revealin'
Livin' as a man just wasn't appealin'

You all can call me queer
Just 'cause I like my tiny undies sheer
And prefer a cocktail over Coors Light beer
It's men I'll be blowin' or rammin' up bums
With my tongue in your ear
Yea, dude, you think it's your lucky night with this hot chick
Lip gloss, cleavage, all decked out
There's a surprise when you lift this dress
Don't yell and cuss, I'm packin' meat, she-male heat, honey, my dick's a plus

{chorus}
Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)
Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)

In homo bars, I swing these hips
Though I look like J. Lo, I'm extra equipped
Gaydars sounded, plenty of dicks wantin' in
In straight bars men are like glue
This black mini with platforms
Hittin' on me
They think this fly chick's hot and free
But what they get ain't what they see

Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)
Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)

I'm livin' sweet like this
Cock with low cut dress
Curls and sequined clutch
Nothin' to transvestite shit
Feelin' womanly with dick
Hey, no doctor's gonna snip this
Rock hard pole
But 'cause my jugs look so real
I play on both your teams, yeah

Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)
Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)

You just might want to be askin'
'Cause I just look too tempting with this double D rack
Hot men, I'll make you put out
Even if you take the straight route
Don't count this ass out
Twisted desire, you won't know what you're thinkin'
Is that a chick or a man? You've been drinkin'
Confusion and illusion, hon, just make my rod grow
Want your homo-virgin cock to blow

Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)
Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot?
I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock
Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot
Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!)
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Andrew Woodard - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This is an idea that while easy to imagine is difficult to execute well and retain the pop-hop (I won't call it hip-hop) feel of the original. Needless to say, you pulled it off like a used jimmy hat ;-) Props!
Captain Bootylicious - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Why, thank you!! It was more difficult, but I did my best to smut-ify it. ;-)
Dr Music - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I think ya did an amazin job. You obviously have a knack for doing parodies of the Squick variety.
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