Song Parodies -> Jenny With a Cock
"Jenny From the Block" Based on the performance by J.Lo
"Jenny With a Cock" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Steel-toed boots, grease and sweatin'
That wasn't workin', so I'm revealin' Livin' as a man just wasn't appealin' You all can call me queer Just 'cause I like my tiny undies sheer And prefer a cocktail over Coors Light beer It's men I'll be blowin' or rammin' up bums With my tongue in your ear Yea, dude, you think it's your lucky night with this hot chick Lip gloss, cleavage, all decked out There's a surprise when you lift this dress Don't yell and cuss, I'm packin' meat, she-male heat, honey, my dick's a plus {chorus} Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) In homo bars, I swing these hips Though I look like J. Lo, I'm extra equipped Gaydars sounded, plenty of dicks wantin' in In straight bars men are like glue This black mini with platforms Hittin' on me They think this fly chick's hot and free But what they get ain't what they see Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) I'm livin' sweet like this Cock with low cut dress Curls and sequined clutch Nothin' to transvestite shit Feelin' womanly with dick Hey, no doctor's gonna snip this Rock hard pole But 'cause my jugs look so real I play on both your teams, yeah Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) You just might want to be askin' 'Cause I just look too tempting with this double D rack Hot men, I'll make you put out Even if you take the straight route Don't count this ass out Twisted desire, you won't know what you're thinkin' Is that a chick or a man? You've been drinkin' Confusion and illusion, hon, just make my rod grow Want your homo-virgin cock to blow Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) Are you fooled by my tits, think I'm hot? I'm just, I'm just Jenny with a cock Never shaved my legs, but now I do a lot Though I wear satin heels, I'll blow you the same, hon (wantin' hunks!) Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. This is an idea that while easy to imagine is difficult to execute well and retain the pop-hop (I won't call it hip-hop) feel of the original. Needless to say, you pulled it off like a used jimmy hat ;-) Props!
Why, thank you!! It was more difficult, but I did my best to smut-ify it. ;-)
I think ya did an amazin job. You obviously have a knack for doing parodies of the Squick variety.
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