Song Parodies -> Twenty For A Fuck
"Jenny From The Block" Based on the performance by J.Lo
"Twenty For A Fuck" Parody by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
Couldn't resist myself, the chorus just lodged itself in my head one day.
Frickin ho, she swims in man juice.
All the men she'll jerk.
They cum their semen.
Leathery bum-fucks, she keeps on giving…

She scoffs the cock, this whore.
Man, what a ho, her fat butt is sore.
Everybody's had and she's lusting for more.
She'll go and keep goin' as you grope at her Dumbledore.
One time more
Oooh, sure got a raw butt from these cocks,
Cummin' jocks, nerds, everybody brains-fucked-out.
Give her two guys, see-through mesh.
Sucking ponies, the slut.
Shake that booty, give a handjob, licking foam off her cunt.

Oh she drools on these cocks that she sucks.
(I'm skilled, I'm skilled)
Twenty bucks a fuck.
Thrusting up her titties as you grab her crotch.
Then splatter on this ho, she's flowing from sprayed cum.
(Fanny like a fox)

I keep givin' dollars,
She smooths her lips.
Non-stop with sex,
Such a ho, nice hips.
Head- she drips.
She's splayed, pounded.
And now I mount, swollen,
A real harlot, she smoulders. (Reveals)
A real slaver, wide open. (She squeals)
Fat booty.
Hooker groaning.
Jump straight on her.
Make it wet, her twot, then pay- oh!
(Ouch, mouth bonks!)

Oh she drools on these cocks that she sucks.
(I'm skilled, I'm skilled)
Twenty bucks a fuck.
Thrusting up her titties as you grab her crotch.
Then splatter on this ho, she's flowing from sprayed cum.
(Fanny like a fox)

She's hardly worth a kiss.
Fucking, such fitness.
I've blown up her crotch.
I'm in her hole and thrustin' it.
Hummers got me fudgin' quick.
Who needs a wife?
J-Lo's on shift.
Full cock burst,
She's panting, wet,
And she squeals. (squeals)
Luck'ly it's not breeding, yeah.

Oh she drools on these cocks that she sucks.
(I'm skilled, I'm skilled)
Twenty bucks a fuck.
Thrusting up her titties as you grab her crotch.
Then splatter on this ho, she's flowing from sprayed cum.
(Fanny like a fox)

Ho, ho.
She loves hand-jerks and ass-fucks,
And won't stop drooling on these cocks that she sucks for fast bucks.
She gets slapped when she puts out.
Heavin' as she scrapes your goods out, she's mounted, pud out.
So versatile, we both blow and we're spent, twitch.
Thrust, keep her squealing, her buns I came in, bitch.
Breast rings, not one for halos, cocks in J-Lo.
A dick buffet, throat like sprayed glue.
Her ass earns a-plenty for a cock
As she bends and I spray,
She's still just twenty for a fuck.

Leathery bum-fucks, she keeps on giving…

Oh she drools on these cocks that she sucks.
(I'm skilled, I'm skilled)
Twenty bucks a fuck.
Thrusting up her titties as you grab her crotch.
Then splatter on this ho, she's flowing from sprayed cum.
(Fanny like a fox)

Leathery bum-fucks, she keeps on giving…
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